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@Navythunder808 Good Morning ! 👋

Good morning fellas!

@DreyfusJames Prosthetic-be-titted 🤣🤣🤣

A) I have just been employed. Details to follow shortly. 😁 B) If I was “having sex rn”, at the same time as texting about the massive, prosthetic-be-titted bloke I was referring to, frankly my own athletic dexterity, at age 57, would astound me…

How do Secret Service guys shoot 5 times and not hit the guy?

@VividProwess This is the way

Christians in Norway stand alongside Iranians, together with Israeli and Iranian flags 🇮🇱 🇮🇷 I love this! 🙏

@goodbreffis Chocolate is one of my many weaknesses 🤣

I made chocolate chip banana bread because reasons.

@RepJeffries Three assassination attempts later and you are still talking about Jan. 6th. You are such a POS.

@AmericaPapaBear Godfather II no contest

Which was better? The Godfather part 11 or Star Wars episode 11?

@TxGuy2022 Man that looks good and juicy 😋

Charcoal and pecan wood.

@ThomasSowell Holy moly. I wonder if I can volunteer. All I will need is a fleshlite

Ted Cruz: "What year does man first set foot on Mars?" Elon Musk: "I think the soonest would be 2029… I don't think it's more than two to four years beyond that… The best case would be 2029."

@ProjectVirginia This last election was a travesty

Let us all be thankful that Jay Jones the Post Turtle has absolutely no idea what he is doing.

@PinoAmericano Better put it in a strongly worded letter to him so he will read it

Hey, Josh. Screw your worthless committee, your empty hearings, and your endless letters. Pass the Save America Act and leave the Administration alone. Thank you.

@The_Caleb_Con I dont know of right wing violence. Could someone tell me?

Which is a bigger problem in the United States?

@MotherMichal Bueller? Bueller?

Hello? Is this thing ON or am I back in high school again?

Cole Tomas Allen has been charged with attempting to assassinate the President of the United States. He will spend the rest of his life in prison.

@RealDonKeith I love him.

🚨Trump shuts down ABC News cold — refuses their reporter after the network cut off his VP mid-answer and ran to commercial. No more softball questions from outlets that disrespect his team. This is what real leadership looks like.

@jayroo69 Omg..me as well. It was crazy when it came out. And later they would play it at midnight movies. With Texas Chainsaw Massacre. 🤣🤣

I'm a huge horror movie fan, but the only movie that truly fvcked me up was "The Exorcist." My mother inexplicably thought I was old enough to handle that movie when I was like 10 years old. I shit you not, I don't think I slept that entire summer. I think it traumatized me for a couple years 🤣🤣🤣🤣

A blue whale’s vagina is big enough to fit 6 grown men, making it the world’s second largest pussy, after Jimmy Kimmel