isaac might have

it's Isaac time

to get to your Lois you have to Peter out

i like Brian's music but I much prefer his cousin from Manilla, Philip Eno

@Feldfrog any plans to come to australia? even got my mum super into your comedy lol

I'm coming to New Zealand soon if that is relevant to any of you

[at my breaking point] only a little more Mr Nice Guy....

@P_bogan @Coles this would be utterly insane and a complete waste of energy, so yeah they probably do

Palantir in @Coles gives you a rating live, as you walk in, as to the likelihood of being a shoplifter or a big spender. Prove me wrong @Coles

@beatlequeef [to the tune of band on the run] what's to be done, what's tooo be done

Lenin 😭😭😭😭😭

@SkinnyTuna it's somewhere on the fine-good scale but it doesn't feel at all like community and you gotta push through til season 5 to realize it. had the exact same experience

i was going to tweet “the gas leak season of community wasnt so bad” but now im 10 minutes into season 5 and maybe my tolerance of season 4 was stockholm syndrome

@taysfavcardigan the past couple of days have felt insane. people actually just hate women and there's nothing else to it. wild. I hope she gets meaner ❤️

misogyny really does bleed through everything cause tell me why there was zero discussion about Justin Bieber throwing a bottle at paparazzi but everyone is on Chappell's throat for having an issue with paparazzi as well

@AngryVoter2024 video games too. sick of people talking about "israel gpt" and how mossad created their overwatch team. get a grip

@AngryVoter2024 i dont want to be the guy who sounds like he's defending Israel but I'm actually fed up w trivial things being equated with them. literally tens of thousands of people are dead and you are using it to dunk on some made up situation?

Garbage tweet

@probablydray 3.5 yrs im still on outhouse

how many dates before she starts letting you use the indoor bathroom?

@StrewthQueen cant help but kind of admire how brazen he is about it. zero ethical framework just pure grift. not often do you come across someone so awful

I guess this is what $150k worth of GoFundMe's gets you

we are the offspring of the grinches you couldn't sterilize

@probablydray "oohh another huge storm cell" - a huge stormcel

meteorologists always on the local news station looking proud of their forecastslop

@shameliberals @caitiedelaney are you 5 years old

Oh my fucking god

@MANSAM642407 @hamhammer27 Are you sure you're not 5 years old?

Fucking hell what is going on

@caitiedelaney i just tried out doing this the other day too, with no proper tools and no proper wood though, so I did a rubbish job. this looks so lovely!!!

oh I love my new hobby so bad

@Srirachachau charlie being worried for pim when he got hit made me feel all gooey inside. and the creed bratton casting is actually insanely good LMFAO

New Smiling Friends really good