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I think it’s time to call it a day with Twitter/X. It just doesn’t perform any useful function anymore. Toodaloo.

@supertanskiii Seems to be very sporadic, but I see it. Agree on the other content this thing serves up though. Not sure how much more of this I can take!!

Just wondering if anyone can see my posts or if you, understandably, just think I’m a twat and aren’t interested. I’m getting 10% of the engagement I used to get. A few others are saying the same. If it’s the latter I won’t bother with enduring the horrors of this hellsite.

@RevRichardColes So sorry for your loss

@danwootton Or … you’re a washed up, sour Kiwi whose attempts to curry favour with a shambolic administration failed with every attempt. A hack news journalist on an entertainment channel that subsequently binned you when you delivered neither news or entertainment.

The MSM is broken and corrupt! Slippery Starmer's first press conference at Prime Minister was a total love-in. The British Bashing Corporation, Woke ITV, Crooked Channel 4 and Sly News fawning over the Labour leader and celebrating his victory. No question for GB News. SHILLS!

@NicholasTyrone I for one would like him to keep yapping on about it, so he loses royally and we can finally consign him to history, loathsome oaf that he is.

Far be it from me to give Farage campaigning advice, but he should really, really shut up about Ukraine. Every time he talks about it, he loses another batch of votes.

@Ferretgrove Snap

Election night bingo card has arrived. Eyes down looking. 👀

@bmay @ThreshedThought Whereas I may have voted for Greg Clark I certainly can’t vote for this guy.

Here’s the guy hoping to become Tory candidate for Tunbridge Wells explaining that he’s never liked the town and would rather live elsewhere -another reason to vote tactically for the LD candidate @ThreshedThought Tories will lose if you vote tactically. twitter.com/thomasspolitic…

@LeShuttle_Help is your website down? I can’t make a reservation.

@LeeAndersonMP_ Takes some good old British gumption to defy spell check as well ! Advacado 🥴!

Trigger Warning. If you are a Guardian reading, advacado eating, Palestinian flag waving, Eddie Izzard supporting Vegan then this clip is probably not for your consumption. Happy St George's Day!

@lewis_goodall Shhh. Let’s keep it that way. 😉

Oslo for my money one of the most underrated cities in Europe

In Norway and a reminder of the glory of its trains

@RevRichardColes Same here in my village in Kent. HGV’s trying to negotiate narrow windy village roads have clobbered houses and the church wall.

@bovril_official @JackGrealish Do you know how many Bovrilistas, such as myself, prefer Bovril on hot buttered toast rather than in a mug?

@judith17554 @PaoloIskandar64 The floating at the window scene spawned many nightmares in my youth!!

@PaoloIskandar64 Terrifying. I really can’t watch horror films, but this had such good reviews, and I liked David Soul, so I watched it. Traumatised- I’ve not watched any scary movies since, and that was about 1980. I have zero belief in the supernatural, but it felt evil.

Those who are my age should remember this TV series. Salems Lot. It really shat me up.

@AkanKwaku This is a tiny tawny miner bee that was busily digging a nest in my garden. Beautiful placid little creature of a gorgeous colour.

Good morning! Does anyone have anything positive, happy and colourful to share? I am fed up of all the doom and gloom.

@maitlis @taffyakner Goes without saying you’ve seen “Fleischman is in Trouble” on Disney+?

I could not love this book more. Im the crazy person laughing out loud on the train and trying to read whole paragraphs to complete strangers…⁦@taffyakner⁩

@PaoloIskandar64 The horror, the horror 😁!!

Another day of Terror and Violence in London.

@bmay The reality is close to that. I used to work with her.

I always feel Andrea Leadsom is really a receptionist in a Midlands dental practice who accidentally ended up being in the Tory Party’s final two for Prime Minister. It’s quite incredible really.

@Sillyshib My cousin has a valet parking business at another airport. It’s a closed market so he may know this company and be in a position to advise. Can you DM me the name?

Twitter hive mind. Friends booked valet parking at Heathrow. When they collected their car it had 2 flat tyres on 1 side. The valet parker threw keys at them at legged it. It cost them 100s to get a mobile puncture unit. Valet parking co. ignoring their emails. What can be done?

@TedUrchin Me too. Absolutely loathsome individual.

I have a particular loathing for this snake.

@trussliz @GBNEWS @CPAC twitter.com/coldwarsteve/s…