Samurai Servo
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Samurai Servo
@gridmanservo
Selling dreams is the biggest business in the world!

the lazarus group radiant capital hacker turned $53m into $102m through active ETH swing trading over 18 months. sold 3,931 ETH at $4,726, bought back 5,001 ETH at $4,352. $2.76m profit on one trade. a north korean state operation is outperforming your portfolio. they used that war chest to fund a 6-month infiltration of drift. $1m "trust deposit" to compromise 2 of 5 multisig signers. pocket change from a $102m treasury. combined haul now sits at $387m in actively managed capital. radiant never recovered. $7.47m TVL. 96% token drawdown. delisted from binance. even YZi labs dumped 87.5m RDNT at a 96% loss. protocols do not come back from nation-state attacks. the drift playbook took 6 months of conference attendance and relationship building before execution. if they're running the same model on another protocol right now, we're in month 3 or 4 and nobody knows it. every multisig governance participant on every major lending protocol needs to be re-vetted yesterday














a man raised $4.2B from crypto investors, bought 164,000 Bitcoin at $6,000 with their money, and IPO'd a $10B company and investors got nothing be @BrendanBlumer - CEO of Block(dot)one - the company behind EOS - ran the biggest ICO in crypto history June 2017 to June 2018 - Block(dot)one ran a year long ICO for EOS tokens - raised $4.1 billion in ETH from retail investors - biggest ICO ever at the time - money went straight to Blockone not the EOS chain - Cayman Islands company everyone thought they were funding the next Ethereum killer they were funding Brendan's Bitcoin bag heres what he actually did with the money - crypto winter hit in 2018 - BTC crashed to $3,200 - while everyone was panicking Brendan was buying - converted a massive chunk of the $4.1B into Bitcoin - bought around the $6,000 level - accumulated 164,000 BTC - at $6K thats roughly $1 billion spent on BTC - put the rest in US government bonds by 2021 that 164,000 BTC was worth $10,000,000,000 read that again. he turned investor money into a $10B Bitcoin treasury. the SEC came knocking - fined Blockone $24 million for unregistered securities - thats 0.6% of what they raised - nobody had to give money back - Brendan paid it like a parking ticket then he built Bullish - a crypto exchange seeded with his Bitcoin stash - put in 164,000 BTC - put in $100M cash - put in 20M EOS tokens - got Peter Thiel, Mike Novogratz, and Nomura to invest $300M more - hired Tom Farley the former NYSE president as CEO - total starting balance sheet: over $10 billion August 2025 - Bullish IPO'd on the NYSE - ticker: BLSH - raised $1.1 billion at $37 per share - shares surged 84-160% on day one - closed around $68-70 - market cap instantly hit $10 billion+ Brendan owns 26-30% of Bullish after the IPO he is now a billionaire meanwhile EOS investors - Block(dot)one promised to invest $1B back into the EOS ecosystem - most of the money went to BTC, bonds, and Bullish instead - EOS the token massively underperformed - Blockone quietly stepped away from the project - the community felt completely betrayed - lawsuits and class action settlements are still ongoing this is the greatest finesse in crypto history and its not even close bookmark this to read it twice

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Your welcome. I have just saved you all. $BTC

late night degen stuff on TAO Taoscriptions lmao nfa dyor but i minted $TAOS we're trading tao on spreadsheets boyzz How to mint $TAOS and inscribe anything in 30 seconds: 1. Install @wearetalisman wallet 2. Go to @taoscriptions website 3. Connect wallet 4. Click on Inscribe, select TAOS and click MINT 5. Amount: 420 6. Sign the TX (0.001 TAO) 7. Done. You own $TAOS on Bittensor L1.

9: The market is in fear. That's when infrastructure gets cheap and the people who understand what's being built accumulate. This is not a cycle bet. It's a structural position in what the internet becomes. ZRO, AAVE, TAO, HYPE, four ways to own the rails. Whop is just the most visible proof that the demand is real.







PUNCH kun's new adventure unlocked (25/3) 🎉 Moe-chan finds a super long branch... and suddenly Punchi wants it TOO! 😆 Epic tug-of-war battle begins! They pull, they twist, they refuse to let go... no clear winner until the very last second! Who do you think won? 👀 #PunchKun #MoeChan #MonkeyTugOfWar 📹[@mihamiha_trend]







