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almond taylor-joy

@grnpointer

writing in @misterbullbull @mastersreview @penn_review @oysterriverpgs @storySouth @smokelong // https://t.co/CpWnDxpNVg // same @ on bsky

Katılım Ağustos 2016
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almond taylor-joy@grnpointer·
My story "Graveyard of the Atlantic" is up at @susurrusmag today. It's about shipwrecks and best practices in the motel business. You could read it, if you want. Link below:
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CHUCK(Y )@cdulaney85·
I really don't like the team winning Pop Culture Jeopardy right now
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Josh Mound
Josh Mound@JoshTBVO·
When folks like Yglesias write about teachers versus cops, you can really see how their obsession with the former is some strange PMC cultural resentment. As proof that police compensation is less seniority based than teacher compensation, he cites… promotions? Huh?
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Moo@mooeycatrooie·
@grnpointer @boostar83 @WorldCup26HQ I don't eat at chain restaurants. I also tip (when the service is good-great). Any gratitude added to my bill I ask for it to be removed because I tip cash in hand because I've had servers tell me not to tip via card because the boss pockets it. Again, it's a gift not expected
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World Cup HQ@WorldCup26HQ·
Some restaurants have planned an automatic 20% tip for U.S. visitors. 💰🇺🇸
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almond taylor-joy@grnpointer·
Also, AI picture, my Europoster = US right winger theory lives on
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Obi-Wan Jabronie@ObiWanJabronie·
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You can walk into any Apple Store in America, buy $50,000 in MacBooks and iPhones on 0% business credit cards, and resell every single item for 85 to 95% of retail on eBay, Swappa, and Facebook Marketplace the same day. Cash in your bank account by Friday This is how people convert 0% credit limits into liquid cash without Plastiq, without Melio, and without paying a 2.85% processing fee The Apple Store accepts credit cards for purchases up to $50,000. No questions. No ID beyond what's needed for Apple Pay. You walk in, buy 8 MacBook Pros at $2,499 each, and walk out with $19,992 on your Chase Ink Business Unlimited at 0% APR List them on eBay as "Brand New Sealed" at $2,199 each. They sell in 24 to 48 hours because sealed Apple products have the highest resale velocity of any consumer electronics on earth. People buy them because they're getting a $300 discount on a product that never goes on sale $2,199 x 8 = $17,592 in eBay revenue eBay + PayPal fees (13%): -$2,287 Your net cash received: $15,305 You spent $19,992 on a credit card. You got $15,305 in cash. You "lost" $4,687 "That's a terrible deal" No. You converted $19,992 in credit into $15,305 in LIQUID CASH at a cost of $4,687. That's a 23.5% conversion fee Plastiq charges 2.85% but has a $100K annual limit and many payees are restricted. Melio charges 2.85% but some payments take 5 to 7 days and large amounts trigger manual review The Apple resale method has: No annual limit (buy as much as they'll sell you) No payment restrictions (it's a retail purchase) No manual review (it's a credit card transaction at a store) Cash in your bank within 3 to 5 days (eBay payouts are fast) And you can improve the conversion rate dramatically: iPhones resell at 92 to 96% of retail (better than MacBooks). A $1,199 iPhone 16 Pro Max sells for $1,050 to $1,100 on Swappa within 48 hours. That's only a 5 to 8% loss after fees iPads resell at 88 to 93% of retail AirPods Max resell at 85 to 90% Apple Watches resell at 82 to 88% The optimal mix for maximum cash extraction: $30,000 in iPhone 16 Pro Max units (25 phones at $1,199): resell at $1,080 avg = $27,000 - 13% fees = $23,490 net. Loss: $6,510 (21.7%) $20,000 in iPad Pro units (10 iPads at $1,999): resell at $1,799 avg = $17,990 - 13% fees = $15,651 net. Loss: $4,349 (21.7%) Total credit card spend: $50,000 Total cash received: $39,141 Conversion rate: 78.3% Effective "fee": 21.7% "21.7% is way worse than Plastiq's 2.85%" Yes. If Plastiq works for your use case, use Plastiq. The Apple method is for when you need: More than $100K liquidated (Plastiq has limits) Cash in 3 days not 7 No paper trail linking credit cards to bank deposits through a payment processor (the cash appears as eBay/PayPal revenue, not as a Plastiq transfer) Amounts above $25K per transaction (Melio flags large single payments) The people doing this at scale aren't converting $50K. They're converting $200K to $500K across multiple Apple Stores, Best Buys, Costcos, and authorized resellers. At that volume they have eBay stores with Top Rated Seller status, which reduces fees to 10.5% and pushes the conversion rate to 82 to 85% There's also the Amazon Retail Arbitrage version: buy Apple products at retail, sell on Amazon as a third-party seller, Amazon pays out every 2 weeks. The conversion rate is similar but Amazon's customer base is willing to pay closer to retail for the Prime badge and the Amazon return policy A guy in our network converts $80K to $100K per month from credit cards to cash using this exact method across Apple, Costco, and Best Buy. His blended conversion rate after eBay fees and marketplace fees: 81%. He converts $100K in credit into $81K in cash every month $81K in cash from $100K in 0% credit. His "cost" of $19K per cycle is his equivalent of a processing fee. He treats it as a cost of capital. $19K to access $81K in free cash for 15 months = effective annualized cost of 18.6% "18.6% is expensive" Compared to what? An MCA (merchant cash advance) charges 40 to 150% effective APR A hard money loan charges 12 to 18% + 2 to 3 points A personal loan at 680 score charges 15 to 24% APR A credit card balance at standard APR: 24.99% 18.6% annualized for UNSECURED CASH with NO APPLICATION PROCESS, NO UNDERWRITING, and NO REPAYMENT SCHEDULE beyond minimums at 0% for 15 months is cheaper than almost every alternative source of liquid capital for someone without assets to collateralize And the credit card rewards on $100K in Apple Store purchases: roughly $2,000 to $3,000 in points. That drops the effective cost to 15.6 to 16.6% btw the IRS doesn't track retail purchases on credit cards. The purchase shows up as "APPLE STORE #R123" on your credit card statement. The eBay revenue shows up as income from your eBay seller account. If your LLC is the eBay seller, the purchase is a "business inventory expense" and the revenue is "product sales." The accounting is clean this is the emergency version of the liquidation play. when you need cash in 72 hours, can't wait for Plastiq, and need more than $25K. you walk into Apple, buy everything they'll sell you, walk out, list it on eBay, and have cash in your bank by Friday. the most liquid asset in America isn't gold or bitcoin. it's a sealed iPhone lmfaooo (we get 700+ score business owners $100K-$250K in 0% business funding. how you liquidate is your business. we build the capital stack. link in bio)

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Jonathan Wilson
Jonathan Wilson@jfwfreo·
@potatoslav Tipping shouldn't exist, restaurants should instead pay their staff a fair wage and set menu prices as needed to make that work. That's how its done in Australia.
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it’s very funny to see all the people screaming “just pay a living wage!” in the comments bc… that’s what this is for? Americans already tip around this much. you were the ones that were going to go to a foreign country and not follow the cultural norm. tipping culture is not going to be “solved” by tourists refusing to tip, you’re just being an asshole.
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Some restaurants have planned an automatic 20% tip for U.S. visitors. 💰🇺🇸

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Moo@mooeycatrooie·
@boostar83 @WorldCup26HQ Americans will defend professional begging to their death beds, some of them need gofundme for the death bed itself. You'll hear 0 sensible takes from them in the meantime. Even as a British person I can see a slave class when I see it lmao
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Selen@writingenjoyer·
30 years ago we had CHUCK PAHLANIUK, RICK MOODY, DENIS JOHNSON, and MARGARET ATWOOD. Now all anyone does is CHUCK their MOODY JOHNSON ATWOOD
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Sean Fitzpatrick
Sean Fitzpatrick@Sean_J_Fitz·
So now a story of mine has 5 tiered rejections, and what baffles me is I still don’t know why, despite how much all these magazines liked it, they still couldn’t take it?? Can’t you just tell me???
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du côté de chez rob@ragandboneshop·
@grnpointer i swear, people cannot conceive of the idea of "being partially within a discourse and also critical of said discourse." it's just like reading "the bear" and saying "oh wow, nice of faulkner to GLORIFY BIG GAME HUNTING"
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almond taylor-joy@grnpointer·
For being one of the most famous authors on the planet, I don't think there's a single writer more people think they understand without having read than Ernest Hemingway
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Theo Nash
Theo Nash@theo_nash·
There’s no sacred cow. Just learn Greek!
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick@ReichlinMelnick·
OUTRAGEOUS. The husband of this US citizen did literally nothing wrong. He submitted his renewal to @USCIS five months before his status was set to expire. Then the government just sat on his paperwork and did nothing, and his protections expired.
Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸@JudiciaryDems

Wife of wrongfully detained DACA recipient: We’re raising three children in Texas. He was driving to the hospital to deliver my breast milk for our baby in the NICU when a car full of ICE agents took him. Delays in renewal processing have now caused his status to lapse.

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