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Ok so I wrote this poem, it's called 'You Did This'. Constructive criticism welcomed. You did this. By believing the lies printed in the Sun The Mail, The Express and the Murdoch scum By electing the likes of Alex de Pfieffel The prosperity of overseas trade stifled /1

@yogainsurance I can't login to my account. There is no contact number for help. The password reset isn't working. Are you a real company?

@Plusnet my broadband installation is under way but the engineer says I should have received a router and I haven't! Can you help please?

@francesweetman Duck of

He starts it. And he finishes it. Some captain 😅 #pafc #SAFC

This was Doncaster playing away to Harrogate…Doncaster are usually abbreviation as DON. Wonder why they didn’t do it for that match? 🤔 🤣

Breaking news. THERE IS A BLACK AND WHITE CAT IN THE CAR PARK. 🐈‍⬛️ No further details at this time.

Le Corbusier

So "Dan Corry, the former head of the No 10 policy unit under Brown", "has been selected to lead an internal review into environmental regulation, officials told the Financial Times". @FT Corry "will examine Ofwat, Natural England and the Environment Agency, among other regulators, with a view to putting economic growth at the heart of the Department for Environment’s regulatory landscape". This is going to get interesting, very interesting. ft.com/content/6ae527…

So here’s a tale… I noticed Charlotte Owen, the junior aide Boris Johnson controversially ennobled, has a new gig with - shock! - Boris Johnson. But that’s only the start. There’s also uranium, Iran, Steve Bannon..& a LOT of qs My piece for @ObserverUK theguardian.com/politics/artic…

"Swimmers warned not to enter the water at Exmouth due to pollution for fifth time." Did you know that the @EnvAgency stops testing bathing quality at the end of September? At which point you're on your own until next May. You'll never even know. 🤮 itv.com/news/westcount…

@CarolineVoaden @RachelReevesMP Which party of government presided over the biggest rise in energy costs, Caroline, so we have the most expensive energy in Europe. In fact because of privatisation UK customers subsidise costs for customers in France at least

Good luck to the Conservative Party making the "cronyism" charge stick with this guy as their leader

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@tSHandJ can I have Andy's number? I'll do tomorrow's accordion check.

@pd74 @RideTheNetwork @rideox4 @LimelightNI I just made a playlist from this set list... Thanks for sharing

So FINALLY the UK and Ireland @rideox4 tour starts tomorrow at @LimelightNI Belfast! 👊🔥. Who is going?

To be honest the fact that her post is enough to likely result in a lengthy custodial sentence BUT not to break Twitter rules sadly says everything you need to know about the platform. #ToriesAreOut #StarmerIsPM60 #farrightfails #TopTierKeir bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

🔎NEW: We've taken a look at how even after becoming an MP, Nigel Farage has remained a brand ambassador for a company called Direct Bullion to help it flog "tax free" gold. 🪙Yet another side hustle to add to the list... goodlaw.social/s0nt

I feel Daniel Hannan is getting a lot of unfair press at the moment so here's something to balance it out, showing his keen mind and expertise in political analysis.

This is basically how Brexit happened.