Pasha Grozian

Excel Stories! Wunderbar!

gm, today we're launching Shader Lab, like photoshop but for shaders • design slick layered shader compositions • export high-quality assets or shaders • OSS package to plug & play ↳ eng.basement.studio/tools/shader-l…

@sekachov Should have searched first foodnoms.com

my girlfriend asked me if there's an apple health app, but for food. i said hold my claude code.

A Call for New Aesthetics: newaesthetics.art.

🚨NEW LABS EXPERIMENT 🚨 Introducing Disco, an experimental way to discover new generative AI features on the web. Our first feature, GenTabs, uses Gemini 3 to remix your open tabs into totally custom apps to help you get more out of the web. Learn more and join the waitlist → labs.google/disco

behind the scenes of the new tab bar menu I designed for Linear: as always, it's a prototype that exposes a bunch of sliders

Is Strava writing its OWN death certificate before an alleged $2.2B IPO? > Strava buys Runna > Realized they mega fucked up because RUNNA doesn’t work well > Decides to sue Garmin > Garmin is 40% of their upload data > Garmin wants watermark on Strava api shares > Strava thinks they created heatmaps > Strava API is wrapper of Garmin API > Garmin wants API attribution > Garmin created heat maps and segments before Strava did > Strava suing saying they have heat map IP patent > Strava needs original IP win against Garmin to value IPO higher > Backfiring > API wrapper wars right before $2.2B IPO > Garmin threatening to pull API access from Strava November 1st > 40% or Strava users connect from Garmin

I reverse engineered the San Francisco parking ticket system. I can see every ticket seconds after it's written So I made a website. Find My Friends? AVOID THE PARKING COPS.

legendary infra dev pulling up to the office once every 3 years

> be Adobe, 40-year-old PDF jockey > 2025, stock doing a perfect -33% swan dive > “We’ll pivot to AI” says exec on 7-figure retention bonus > can’t ship a model because legal says every pixel needs a 12-page EULA > Midjourney drops v7, makes our Firefly look like MS Paint with a hangover > OpenAI drops GPT-Image, Google drops nano-banana, both free > our response: “Please login with your Adobe ID, install Creative Cloud, update 47 GB, restart, then pay $53.99/month” > users collectively Alt-F4 into orbit > watch in horror as ChatGPT/Gemini reads any PDF you give it for free > enterprise cancels 10k seats overnight > try to counter with Sora killer video model > training cluster catches fire after someone uploads a 1998 clipart library > PR tweet: “We are re-imagining creativity” > quote-tweet ratio hits 1:9k, gif of dumpster bonfire tops replies > premiere pro is now just a bloated launcher for 15 different subscription prompts > 20-something with a phone and CapCut is making better edits > our flagship feature: “Generative fill but now 3% slower” > board meeting: “Let’s raise prices again” > stock drops another 8% during the Zoom call > our most innovative feature in 5 years is a "subscribe to annual plan" button that clicks itself

1/ In 2015, Paris taxi drivers rioted against Uber’s unregulated model – flipping cars, burning tires. Here’s how our team redesigned driver onboarding to navigate global regulations and scale smarter. Thread ↓

Fire update. Spline is crushing recently! The Code API support for iOS is a huge win.

Design is going public today. I feel immense gratitude to Evan, Figmates (past and present) and the design community. THANK YOU! cnbc.com/video/2025/07/…

With the new 3D Code API for SwiftUI, you can integrate Spline scenes into your iOS apps with a few lines of code. Here is quick example:

UPDATE: Spline's 3D Code API for SwiftUI is GA! Create custom 3D interactions for your iOS/macOS projects. - Trigger events and transitions - Change object properties - Update variables - and more! Try it now.

I reverse engineered @cluely – and their desktop source code exposes their entire system prompts and models used. What's inside? 🧵

$3.5B valuation $500M revenue in 2024 10 straight profitable quarters Winning the market. Startup growth and profitability aren’t mutually exclusive.

🛠️ Blender MCP update: Bring in high-quality assets to Blender through just prompts, thanks to an integration with @polyhaven’s library of 1500+ assets. Watch me create a beachy scene with just words. (Watch how it imports the right HDRIs, textures and models) 👇

blaming 3 youtubers for the entire fall of $TSLA is wild. The stock was down 50% before my video even went live. 😂 you sure its not the roman salute? the 10 years of failed FSD promises? where's the Roadster? why are the cybertruck's panels glued on? The ship is sinking, the captain has fled, the crew has sold, and im just watchin. (I woulda retweeted the dude but he has me blocked.)

@alex_avoigt You get what you pay for youtu.be/TCbmaJM67YE?si… (*breaks and airbags are not included in the price)

Posche is dead man walking

Thank you for your support Zack!