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@scorpiobuni Goddamn. Id kill for her

i used to hate my ethnic nose but i love it now

@ehjovan As a fat Houston Mexican Man, you’re damn right. These foos out here confused as hell

I wanna say “you can’t be serious” but growing up in Houston so many fat mexican men do not know they arent white

@devahaz Cooked his fuckin ass! (Mexican w/accent here)

Look I know this is serious stuff but also “I don’t know what you just said I don’t speak Spanish” is hilarious

@whoisluka Best gift I’ve ever gotten

Show me ya wrist. ⌚️🤔

@diary_of_shame @KHOU Me pls

@KHOU Who wants to go with me?!

Smash Mouth will rock Houston with a free concert this Friday at Miller Outdoor Theatre. khou.com/article/entert…

@SheaSerrano Boutta fuck uo a triple dipper

wrist check send me a picture of whatever watch y’all are wearing right now

@WestttCrypto @coldhealing Company I work for in the Texas has a mfg in Italy. They sent an 18yr old Italian intern for the summer for a month and homie wanted to go to lunch with me everyday because of my F-150 lol. I let him drive once. He also said we have too many homeless

@coldhealing I saw another video recently of an English guy visiting the US for the first time and he was so happy that he was screaming while driving a rental Ford F-150

tiktok is amazing because you can see suburban denver captured with the fresh-eyed romanticism of a european exchange student

i call him mao how he be slangin zedong

nvm

@Karmalize2 I always knew Topher was the best one of all of em lol.

The Tea on Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis. The implication. Babbbyyyyy I had no idea. The fingerprint on the doorknob…Honey I’m curious 🧐 to know, what secret lil baby heard.

@solomonmissouri They’re really nice shirts tho. I thought girly was about to the bidi bidi bum bum dance

Songs you need to know from the artists represented in the T-Shirts

@fuckassriley This person so pretty. Not Irish tho. Persian for sure

kiss me i’m irish

@Omowale99949437 @solomonmissouri Gas stations in Houston, Tx lol

You clearly never been to a Southern gas station

@sabrinathewitc @_maecol Restaurant in Monterrey, Mexico

Whoever invented chilaquiles need their asshole tongue darted & pussy ate

@MelaninIsGolde1 @k_alisi I’ve never bought anything on twitter and anything so fast in my life Lmao

@k_alisi If you don’t have 20 minutes for oil pulling, give this product and black owned company a try. It does the same thing as oil pulling in a fraction of the time (1-2 minutes). All of the products are the truth. garnersgarden.com/collections/or…

Oil pulling is putting dentists out of pocket😂😂😂🤣 that’s why they all try to say it doesn’t work lol it will save you A LOT of money.

@0711BLANCO What about a 2007 Escalade ? How are parts? Eyeing a cash one recently

@vidademija @micfeel__ This the baby lol

@vidademija @micfeel__ I’m Mexican. And yea, that was definitely a Mexican baby

I’m at the Doctors Office eating a apple while this lil Mexican baby running around. He come up to me & start pointing at my apple. I look at this mf mama & she gone say“Go Ahead It’s Ok, He Can Have Some” NO TF HE CAN’T MA’AM IF YOU DON’T COME GET YO MFN BABY OUT MY DAMN FACE

I'm not gone hold you, Houston is large so each side of Houston has it's own best taco area there really isn't a "Best"