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@hack_vc Hey submitted but did not get an anwer yet some how.

The Hack VC Founders Hotline has been live for over 3 weeks now. Some stats to share: - We’ve received 243 submissions - We’ve responded to every single one of them (if you submitted before 4/27) - We are diligencing 18% - We asked to schedule calls with 10% Thanks everyone for all the awesome submissions! If you are building something cool, hit us up on our hotline (link below). We are actively monitoring and will get back to you within 1 week.

@xm_build @alpackaP 1 week!

@alpackaP that's nice of you to share the stats but i'm surprised you didn't include the average time it takes for submissions to get a response

The Hotline is a big success. Keep your submissions coming.

@nhestrompia @hack_vc Please check your DM!

@hack_vc Cant submit for a reason the form gives error. Tried multiple times

@aakashneeraj @hack_vc Thanks for your note. Please DM me the email used for your submission.

@hack_vc I submitted before 4/27 but never got the response.

gFOMC

@BigNoseCapital angrynosecapital

The one edge in this space that will continue to exist is the fact that the largest accounts here are egregiously retarded. Like just say things that are so obviously untrue and can get away with it. 80% of retail flow ends up in these buckets with Ran shilling XRP, whatever this garbage is, or another cult coin. They will be funneled generally on the paths of least resistance and that is who you're able to trade against. On top of countless cross-exchange inefficiencies there remain bountiful value extraction opportunities. and no, SLs/TPs are not passive limits in the book

@DistributedMarz First

You can't take the gradient of bash. But what if you could? A group of researchers think the agent paradigm, LLMs shelling out to tools, might be a local maximum. Their answer: a neural network that doesn't control the computer. It IS the computer.

@jessewldn @variantfund mashallah

In 2026 @variantfund has averaged 2 investments a month (one seed lead or A participation + one growth/liquid) This is an aggressive pace for us given our concentrated portfolio. All our DMs are open.

@binji_x @bonfiresai @synthesis_md gm

had a lot of builders reach out because of this curious if there’s something we can do where the @bonfiresai bots we used for @synthesis_md can scale VC judgement and give builders feedback + a trusted analysis for VCs to be able to evaluate intakes with. If interested on both sides, let’s do it. Likely will take 2 weeks to make it happen max if everyone is keen. Check out austinXBT as a POC example austinxbt.devfolio.co

@zamdoteth sounds good, dm

looking for more founder to incubate fund and sponsor No vc bullshit, we will just build together and make money if that works for you, let me know and let me give you money

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In 1995, people "invested in the internet." Today, no one does. It is simply the inherent plumbing of nearly every successful business on the planet. We are at the same fulcrum with blockchain. The tech behind crypto is evolving into the fundamental infra layer for global finserv. Here's the latest from @peterhansVC 💡blog.hack.vc/cycle-tested-v…

@ConejoCapital and then you meet hackedintern

new york is great because you’ll randomly meet people like the CMO at a fortune 500 company and the craziest quant trader ever and you’ll go to their personal instagrams were they are furiously pursuing their acting and opera singing careers

@omarintern @RushxCapital @sxtvik Don’t harass him bro wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@RushxCapital @sxtvik @hackedintern @RushxCapital 🤣

What the fuck are we even doing anymore

@sxtvik bro I host dinner every week I wanted you at my dinner to meet you an intro you to other investors just stop, your embarrassing yourself

@hackedintern yet you were desperately begging me to attend your dinner because you wanted me to make you look good good luck in your journey, I hope you get help

@sxtvik and I'm glad I have an export of our chat history, nice try

@sxtvik I used to wonder why every vc I meet has the same opinion about you... now I understand... all I have done is try to help you... good luck in your journey

@sxtvik we have the same last name, this is sad and untrue lol

@hackedintern it was working even when you called to yell racist slurs at me and repeatedly call me the n word

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