Hailey Masterson

Sorry guys my dad says my tweets have 2 be wholesome now :’(

@JanTheMan2010 Awww thanks Jan! I pop on here for work every now and then so glad I caught this :)

I think @hailmast has moved on to a better place, but I'm wishing her happy birthday anyhow.

@WuTangTan Hahah this is a COOL CAR THO and I need the plate ofc

@hailmast Saw your car parked outside an Arby's.

@kobo ? Anything after the ellipses?

@hailmast We humbly apologize for the inconvenience. ...

@kobo I’ve been waiting for 2 weeks now on an update for a kobo I sent back that needs to be replaced. Can someone help provide me a tracking number for the new device? Ty!

@kobo Is there someone who can help me out by looking into this?

@hailmast We humbly apologize for the inconvenience. ...

Remember that ad campaign pushing people to eat eggs for dinner?? Bro you don’t need to influence me on that I already be doin it

@Smearle_RH Literally looks delicious tho

I’m in Buffalo this shit was $15 I fuckin hate the stix lmao.

My mother just asked “why can’t you pay cash to Ubers?”

Boston Rob needs to be on season three of The Traitors

If roads can have narrow shoulders why can’t I

When I die I hope the papers call me “local Toronto teen”

I’m single in Toronto….of coooourse I’ve seen a sunset at Riverdale Park

There comes a time in every persons life that they can’t remember if a dollar has one hundred cents or if a dollar has sixty cents

Me when the Canadian Improv Games eliminates the Life event:

@JanTheMan2010 Awww thanks Jan!!!!

It's International Women's Day, so please wish @hailmast a happy birthday!

Wearing period underwear to bed. Wish me luck

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Dua Leapa year

@WuTangTan 🙏🏻

@hailmast praying 4 u

To me, “having a nightcap” means having a bowl of lactose free cottage cheese with chocolate jellow pudding powder and peanut butter

Clippy walked so Grammarly could run