Hammy

So @McDonaldsUK’s app kinda sucks, huh? But then again, scrolling should freeze an app, right?

@Mofoman360 If you’re talking about Islam, you know that it’s actually against Islam for us to not let y’all celebrate Christmas? Also, 100% shopping malls look way better decked out every December anyway

Should we stop pandering to certain religions and place Christmas Trees 🎄 and decorations wherever we want and not worry about offending anyone Yes or No?

@TfL how can it take so long to bring back the contactless website? A cyber security incident having it down for like 2 months now seems a bit ridiculous, no?

@sydneykhoo Is “The Spider and Her Demons” available anywhere in the UK? I can’t get an ebook copy anywhere :(

Allow @sainsburys Wandsworth’s fruit…maybe I’m just unlucky

@MissGhisoni FWIK they’re smaller because the tunnels are tiny compared to ours

When Smartshop exists so people can scan and bag whatever, and SCO is a thing, a receipt isn’t hard to get. All it means is more wasted paper. Couldn’t you at least use the Smartshop app or nectar app to host the barcode?

So @sainsburys has these barriers that you need to scan your receipt in to prevent theft. Reasons why this seems pointless: 1) if someone wants to steal, they’ll either budge past while someone scans, or they’ll buy one thing and use that receipt 2) Paper waste. Everywhere.

@slickwilliesuk are y'all gonna have these in anytime soon?

@MissGhisoni I never understood that - I was told the same thing (with girls instead of boys) and I remember thinking it was BS

Yo @McDonaldsUK, why am I not able to make a delivery order on your app? I would try the virtual assistant on your website if it wasn’t so crap.

Bought blueberries from @sainsburys yesterday, and somehow I’ve been finding so many bad ones. Why?!!

RT to save lives

@FireplaceGames Is En Garde ever going to come to console? I'd love to play this on the Switch!

@NoMoreWalkIns This sounds like London - either walk, or use public transit. But then jaywalking isn’t a thing here either 🤷🏾‍♂️

Side note, suggestions for good afro hair care products? #afro #curlyhair #naturalhair

I swear, @Nylah_uk do a good product, but they’re about to lose a customer with how broken their website is. Not by choice either, I literally can’t login to update my expired card.

@idefender14 @OnyettLj @bantudroid @mizzyisbanned Question: how was the GIF made?

Court today 😮‍💨 #freemizzy #mizzy

@lravalentino I swear it does?

i really wish sweetcorn came in smaller tins

Come on @mizzyisbanned, as if you’re retweeting this thinking you were hard for running away. Keep running fam.