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@TwisterFilm @marksandspencer Got it in one.

When you write lads 3 times, you summon one ….

Oh Dear.

So, so close

@ionafyfe Oh piss off 🙄

Nicola Sturgeon passed her driving test aged 53. Her schedule and work life had stood in the way of her doing something as normal as learning to drive. Is it really THAT unimaginable that her and her husband had become so distant and estranged that they didn’t “socialise” or go on holiday? If you ask me, this is a tragic state of affairs. The party money was stolen. Not tax payer public funds. Party money. SNP members are the victim of this fraud, but at the heart of the story is a woman who was possibly living in a challenging, and potentially dysfunctional marriage, who was betrayed.

They had a tifo of a peadophile two weeks ago but this is their line. Tells you all you need to know.

See how long women have been told all the ways to stay safe and it hasn't worked cause we need men to be held accountable for their violence?!

Mayor Frey at George Floyd's casket

Follow the logic. Women are deluded and naive for thinking predatory and violent men can be kept out of women-only spaces. ‘They can rape you anywhere.’ However, trans-identified men can only be safe in women-only spaces, because no abuser would ever follow them in there.

Pretend you're Les Dennis by putting your arm around a stranger at the train station while looking up at the departure board.

What a privilege

@MinnOrchia @RabonaNutmeg @DuncanBannatyne The profile picture. The troon behind it.

A bit of sun and every bastard in a 10 mile radius has a barbecue on the go. My washing 😭😭😭

This fuckwit has been returned safely after being detained by Isreal. If he had made it to "Palestine" he would be returned in a box, if at all. Anyone with a functioning brain knows this.

Billy Bragg is having a full on meltdown it's funny af 😂😂

I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs

Let's make this obnoxious man the most famous man in a dress and #PeakTheWorld Our Sallidarity Rally starts at 13:00 tomorrow outside the Australian High Commision. See you there! 😀 Made by @andysayshi1

Are you Scottish? Can you sing and play a guitar???? Are you thinking about making a WC song??? Well fucking don’t