harpoonjs.eth

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@JesseCohenInv “I fukt up”

What do you call this chart pattern?

@Sereph9 @OGLimeskittles @insanedms I’m glad u enjoy rage baiting on Saturdays. U seem like a blast to be around

@harpoon_js @OGLimeskittles @insanedms AHHH get madder! Call me every name you can! Throw in whore too! WAHHHH go ahead

@KILLTOPARTY Any one of them would be great 😢

This is the first pic of a Hinge profile. Based on your understanding of female psychology, which one of these girls does this profile belong to?

I’m tired of winning 😭 so is my bank account apparently

@Sereph9 @OGLimeskittles @insanedms Are these “ain’t-shit men” in the room with us right now?

@OGLimeskittles @harpoon_js @insanedms It really does something for yall to think women who don’t like you or think you’re fucking stupid are fat ugly and single lmao

@Sereph9 @OGLimeskittles @insanedms Let me guess, single?

@OGLimeskittles @insanedms Men have whined for literal years about all the things they demand from a woman but women say “I like tall guys” and the loser low tier men start screaming and crying

@jdl6661 @IR_Media24 YOU won none because u didn’t serve in any. Enough with the stolen valor.

@IR_Media24 How many world wars you won, you piece of s***?

🇺🇸 Trump: “We could invite Italy to the 2026 World Cup..” 🇮🇹 Meloni: “No need.” “We’ve won the World Cup 4 times..We don’t want a gift participation from you.”

Dario Amodei. Before the launch of Claude vs After the launch of Claude

@VeryBullishGuy @pubity @grok

@pubity @grok lmaooo classic EU regulation. How is this going to hurt the regular EU people

Starting February, 2027, all smartphones sold in the EU must have batteries that users can replace themselves, using basic tools at home. Replacement batteries also have to stay available for at least 5 years after a product’s last sale, and software locks that prevent third party repairs will be banned.

This irony is that “Jeet” in Hindi/urdu means “win”

@unusual_whales Naaaaah.

Kevin O'Leary says you can become a millionaire on $69,000 a year. “Take 20% of your salary of $69,000 and put it into the market each week and don't touch it”

@ottersarecute15 @WatcherGuru @brian_armstrong USDC

@WatcherGuru @brian_armstrong Which coin will pump the most if this ‘Clarity Act’ goes through?

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong says "it's time to pass" the crypto 'Clarity Act.' "Grateful for all the bipartisan work among Senators and staff over the past several months to make this a strong bill."

@ClarisseNi4218 Incredible research being done at NJIT..

@coinbase @m00des 💀

@m00des Nice, just unfollowed

what’s your most “rare” follow? mine’s @coinbase

@SamyUsa92 @FightStorage Hey idiot, have u seen who runs ur tech companies?

@FightStorage And I bet she’s the smartest among them

Chinese girl graduating from a university in Canada…

@Steph_iscrypto Fuck ur clarity act. We want the whole yield and nothing else.

CRAZY: 🇺🇸White House adviser Patrick Witt warns Coinbase to act NOW or risk losing the CLARITY Act.

Dawg

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@Bitcoin_Teddy Nah man. No one wants to do this. Keep it with credit cards and debit cards. Defi in the back tradFi in the front

This is how future crypto payments should look.