Hashnicker

We finally have a video admission from Luis himself! Luis J Gomez does in fact get lip injections!

“I bear the name Gay.” #MysteryBoys Ep. 1

@JosieMarcellino @danieljohnclark Somehow I just knew

@hashnicker @danieljohnclark This is unironically the answer. I’m getting cumtown clips 7 years later

The night I went out with the hottest guy I’ve ever met, the bar was loud, I couldn’t hear him, what I could hear, I didn’t understand. So I just laughed and smiled the whole time. He thought I was the coolest girl ever bc of it. Turns out he was just quoting cumtown all night.

@DaveWThinker @slayorvizion @LPNational

@slayorvizion @LPNational All politicians are thieves, even Ron Paul. The entire system needs to be ignored, and rendered obsolete.

Don’t violate the NAP! Unless you’re the Chair of @LPNational

@JosieMarcellino Sounds like a winner to me!

@danieljohnclark @JosieMarcellino He never stopped quoting cum town, he's still doing it even now as I type this.

@JosieMarcellino How did you find that out?

@TVPES @timbutterly Of course he did.

@timbutterly Did he deliver?

I’m watching a guy in a mesh shirt go for it with a lady in a slutty dress. I want this for him. You did everything we ran in practice. Left the house in an invisible shirt and everyone can see your nipples. Bring it home now bub.

@TVPES What's she getting into tonight?

@brosephsmith420 Damn bro that fucking sucks

Someone fuckin stole my credit card number last night I have fucking nothing and some fuckin probably foreigner is trying to steal what little I have I fucking hate this world and I want to go back to living in the stone age. I don't care. Kill or be killed. Rape or be raped. Because I want to rape and kill the retards ignoring the rules of modern society who fuck people over like this.

@daltonleepruitt @PrimitiveStateT My boss buys me a $25 lunch every day

I get so sick of all the financial discourse. Eat the $28 lunch every day who gives a shit. It’s our God given right as Americans to live on credit way above our means.

@andymalafarina Nope

Does anyone remember this band? Underminded - "It's Kinda Like a Body Bag" (HD) Kung Fu Records youtu.be/HvbJQhr_5S4?si…

@DigitalDeertag @ConcertsandFun Get the vans

@ConcertsandFun Vans has a shoe that looks similar and I’ve worn nothing but vans for 15 years

I’m buying my first pair of dad shoes… any recommendations?

@Jaredayphillips @ZASpookshow I know I've seen zac at skankfest

@hashnicker @ZASpookshow Your face would hurt for a week seeing this in action

That being said I ain’t stopping for nobody daddy…SASSO! SODER! I’ll see you at the Greensboro Coliseum! Bring ya voices! The son of a welder is here for his piece of the pie and I’m hungry like an alley cat who ain’t had a scrap to eat!

@Trashe @douglasisadope How many Raccoons can fit inside of a human anus?

Probably gonna do a livestream tomorrow. Ask a question and we will answer it on the podcast. (Please, no vulgarities or funny business. We’re a family show).

@ZASpookshow You do not suck sir. You're the funniest man on Gas Digital!

Watching the pod with Soder and Sasso, can’t stop smiling. Then they both do Dusty and all I can think is “I fucking suck.”

@robertkelly Rattlesnake Bobby! I'm loving this!

You’re such a pussy I was joking you fucking dickhead Your Doing exactly what those fucking assholes were doing - making joke serious and then trying to rally the troops behind your fucking bullshit. Go fuck yourself. Gossiping bitch.

Chelsea Handler DISS TRACK 🤫

@DaveWThinker I've never done that

Help me settle a debate. How much white vinegar do you put in your laundry?