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hckrdave

@hckrdave

Unapolgictly pro-democracy. Engineer

Lockport NY Katılım Ekim 2006
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Pentagon Pizza Watch
Pentagon Pizza Watch@pizzintwatch·
BREAKING: Several pizza restaurants on the Moon are spiking in activity as an unknown spacecraft enters its orbit.
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James Cromwell 🐷
James Cromwell 🐷@jamesocromwell·
Happy First Contact Day to all who celebrate! 🖖
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NYTPitchbot
NYTPitchbot@DougJBalloon·
Trump is planning to bomb Iran's bridges and power plants. It looks like infrastructure week is finally here.
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hckrdave@hckrdave·
@TexasTSLA Sorry, Boss the best I can do is an Autopilot naming update.
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TexasTSLA
TexasTSLA@TexasTSLA·
Wen FSD 14.3 Lite for HW3 tho?? 😮‍💨
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Donald J. Trumpstein fake
Donald J. Trumpstein fake@realtrumpstein·
Trump in 2008: Anyone who invades the Middle East under false pretenses should be impeached. Let’s make sure it goes viral here.
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mr fundman
mr fundman@mrfundman·
Sport gas cars don’t even rev their engines at Teslas anymore they just look at you like this at traffic lights
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NYTPitchbot
NYTPitchbot@DougJBalloon·
Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for turning Jesus Christ in to the Roman authorities. But he made nearly 10 times that amount by placing a Polymarket bet accurately predicting the day of Christ’s death.
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TheRealThelmaJohnson
TheRealThelmaJohnson@TheRealThelmaJ1·
Kamala lost, so we got WW3 and expensive groceries
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Tim Hannan
Tim Hannan@TimHannan·
“Open the fuckin’ strait” - Trump’s corpse Trump has never typed fuckin’ before. He’s said it but never typed it and certainly wouldn’t add the apostrophe. He’s dead folks.
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Miss Jilianne
Miss Jilianne@MissJilianne·
This didn’t age well at all.
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TechOperator
TechOperator@TechOperator·
Some dipshit IT executive at your company thinks he's saving money by outsourcing support to India.
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Jon Lovett
Jon Lovett@jonlovett·
In a surprise twist, the Epstein files released the attorney general.
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Governor Newsom Press Office (parody)
BREAKING: THE SENILE GROUNDHOG POPPED OUT OF HIS BALLROOM, LOOKED AROUND AND DECLARED THREE MORE WEEKS OF WAR.
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Devon Guerrero
Devon Guerrero@DevonGuerrero·
Where's my HW3 to HW4 upgrade?
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