Heather Dee 🇪🇺

I’ve watched my husband be chewed up and spat out by the NHS multiple times but the closest I’ve ever seen him to leaving it all was after someone stole his pork pie from the ICU staffroom fridge this weekend

@Buck36043Buck Beautiful

@Halfords_uk hi! I wanted to give positive customer feedback about a specific staff member but couldn’t find any way of doing this on the website. I want to make sure this person gets recognised for being great yesterday

British journalists: “listen to Jewish people!” @ZackPolanski : “In my vie…” British journalists: “no, not you!”

British.

Every moral panic about women “abandoning the home” is also a panic about who will do the labor if women stop doing it for free.

Hey, my boyfriend and I noticed you from across the bar and we were wondering if you have any Dyatlov Pass theories

stay out of my business

thank you @googlemaps

@WombsNotForRent It’s this episode

@heather_deeee Wow. We missed that one. We will add that to the list of vessel, incubator, oven, extreme babysitter and ‘tummy mummy’.

Birth Trauma campaigner Louise Thompson was in parliament on Mon, by Thurs, along with fiancé Ryan, she excitedly announced plans to commission a child from a woman abroad as they move forward with the shipment of embryos. The hypocrisy is off the charts. This is #surrogacy

If Zohran Mamdani was a waiter ik he would go up to a table of 40 year old women and be like “are we celebrating a 21st birthday tonight ladies 😉” and they would eat it tf up and leave him a 30% tip

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

@DrEilidhMaria My grandad ‘reassured’ by husband , an anaethetist, that if anything ever goes wrong there is always the surgeon present to take over 🙏

This toddler who can’t find the Easter eggs that are literally sitting right in front of him is going to crush it as a husband one day.

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

We didn’t fight to work. Women have ALWAYS worked. We fought to get paid.

we had an American in the office, and when she left, someone next door came in and said, “I thought you guys were watching a movie in here.” 🤣🤣🤣

At 4 weeks postpartum I was: sleeping 3 *nonconsecutive* hours a night; breastfeeding every 2 hours for at least 30 min a session, so about 6 hours a day; and bleeding through everything I wore. If men did this, the whole fucking world would be structured around parental leave.

He would have been a star even in the silent film era. Some people are born for it