Zoomer Alcibiades

After six months, 2,198.4 miles, four pairs of shoes, fourteen states, 36 books, and over 200 PBRs, I’ve completed the Appalachian Trail! The world is more beautiful than you could possibly imagine — if you’re ever feeling blackpilled just take a long walk in the woods :)

@facelessfarms @Kalshi @cluely @instinct_inc Lawyer up, bucko

I got robbed by .@kalshi and ex-@cluely team for $100k Here's exactly what happened with receipts I ended up doing marketing for them via .@instinct_inc and the goal was simple: Post content on faceless pages, get paid per view at the agreed RPM. Listen to the guidelines and create the content So I went to work and delivered over 180 million views (majority coming from very viral videos) At the agreed rate of the campaign, that's over $100,000 owed Then the ghosting started .@elamri wouldn’t respond to my DMS for days after i told him about the payout Then suddenly mass rejections start coming through Videos that had been live for weeks generating millions of views, content that was performing exactly as intended, all rejected The reason (according to the kalshi marketing team): “We don’t approve gooner content” What were they referring to though? My video of one of the top 20 sportswomen in the world was deemed as “NSFW” by them and therefore not approved DESPITE the video having 5M+ views and directly promoting them I have 20+ screenshots of conversations of them trying to explain why and Dris refusing to pay me Dris’ own words: "they ideally just want sports content / memes (which was later direction)" Read that again. "LATER DIRECTION" ASIDE from not paying me for my content and calling it “gooner content” They're literally admitting the direction came after I'd already delivered After the views were already counted. After they realized how much they'd owe me Videos with female athletes apparently don't count as sports to them I asked Dris directly "so by this logic female sports doesn't exist?" His response: “tried mentioning this earlier will try to see if sent" It's been 4 weeks of ghosting now I’ve not been paid anything after generating 200M views I've tried handling this privately but it’s genuinely getting to a point Everyone I mentioned is at fault here because I've been ignored, ghosted, and had 100 excuses made on why I couldn't get paid To the Instinct and the Kalshi team: you know what you owe. It’s VERY scummy of you to think you can get away not paying marketers what you owe them Will never be doing business with these guys again

unfortunately i think we need to nuke SF

@techbrahh @PseudoAeschines @lgngrvs @realityarb So true King

@PseudoAeschines @HellenicVibes @lgngrvs @realityarb If Stanford undergrads aren’t having fun it’s because they haven’t met me yet

Hearing a lot of reports that Stanford undergrads are now antisocial and kinda depressive… is this true?? Back when I used to visit Stanford seemed like paradise, frat parties were awesome, everyone was tan & happy.

@nopingout03 I just remember walking into a party on their frat row and seeing twenty topless girls… back east where I went to school we did not have that! Also they have beer die, but tbh I always preferred pong.

@HellenicVibes If you think frat parties at Stanford were awesome - brother you need to get out more. It took me 4 years of working there before I saw an empty keg on a Monday morning (I was so proud of those nerds when I saw my first one that I teared up a bit)

@Devindorf Few

@HellenicVibes What percentage are white chad males at this point? 1%

@mylordcod Went to one of those back in the day, very fun!

@HellenicVibes Travesty. Such a fun cheerfully vibed place. Full moon on the quad such a revelation

Once you’ve done a lot of backpacking all the articles on “hiking culture” start to sound like Body Ritual Among the Nacirema

@far2horny No sorry but you can’t have her

@HellenicVibes What is the relation to this womyn?

Summer in San Francisco :)

@ceoaragon I Forgive her

I think I would live a pretty happy life if I was a 69 IQ Nigerian guy in Lagos. I bet you really learn to enjoy the little things.

@cxgonzalez Extremely true

gut tells me sf dating is ez if you’re slightly normal. everyone is smart and interesting so you just have to find the one hot person. while in nyc everyone’s hot so you have to talk to 5 people to find 1 interesting person. easier to scan for looks than to filter for smarts

@tenobrus These people are not ensouled

you're a researcher at openai trying to form a vision of how artificial general intelligence can simultaneously coexist with humans while it radically transforms our world and what you come up with is *that it could help convince uber drivers to save for retirement*???

@AmandaAskell Hey

Perhaps I should get married again so that the media has a more recent man they can reference any time they mention me or my work.

@writeinlight Karl Ove Knausgaard’s new novel, The Book of Night

@HellenicVibes Zoomed in on the book before the b👀bies (which one is that?)

Whenever I talk to a high iq Jew I’m always like damn I really am just a silly little goyim

@bengrossbg Hanging and the firing squad were much more humane, much cheaper, and never should have been abandoned