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@mylordcod

swim, swag, spawn

Bottom of the Sea Katılım Mayıs 2022
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codicular@mylordcod·
nobody: Baby cows: I'm sick of drinking all this cream I want to eat delicious grass
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codicular@mylordcod·
@yacineMTB Why not Greg twice and one zuck to incentive the two Greg's to fight over the bonus
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Melina 🇻🇦@bioenergeticmel·
HI MUTUALS! I feel like I’m finally seeing everyone back on the timeline again
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codicular@mylordcod·
@RexStructorum @eigenrobot had a buddy that did telecom consulting stuff and he had a client that still needed to buy leather belts to keep their switches turning or some nonsense.
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@eigenrobot They were supposedly the closest to quantum computing not so long ago. Before that a lot of moronic boomers fell for their Watson ai as if it was worth anything. But they still make mainframes for banking systems. Incredible that industry just refuses to move on from the 80s.
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eigenrobot@eigenrobot·
everyone is blaming india for this but I don't think ibm has done anything interesting since before i was born theyre the radio shack of tech firms. i see stories like this and mostly find myself amazed they still exist
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter

BREAKING: IBM stock, $IBM, collapses nearly -20% after posting weaker than expected earnings due to “weakness in the software and infrastructure business.” The stock just erased -$55 billion in market cap.

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codicular@mylordcod·
@eigenrobot Watson was interesting. I don't care what Chamath says
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codicular@mylordcod·
@0interestrates such a goated technique. Even better with spice cabinets and "do I have everything I need for this recipe"
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rahul@0interestrates·
muse spark 1.1 just used a browser to place an instacart order for this guy and restock his fridge. it even tipped the driver model: muse spark 1.1 harness: julius
Tyler Shibata@tjshibata

Muse Spark 1.1 can use browsers and it refilled our office fridge - Took 2 pics of our fridge stocked / not stocked - Told Muse to analyze the pics and restock what we were low on - It analyzed each shelf and which brand / items that were missing - Used the @juliusai built in browser to go to instacart, and add the items from target - Checked out and even left a tip for the driver One prompt + two pics to keep our team happy

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Arcas@ArcasDream·
the durability of a grocery store paperbag with handles is so fragile it’s funny. you couldn’t really make them much worse.
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Zoomer Alcibiades@HellenicVibes·
You can just kidnap your mutuals and take them backpacking
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Guillaume Boucher@TheDarkGoldMan·
@usr_bin_roygbiv Most of the economy is adult daycare. I’d argue there’s only 5-10% of actual doers. And I’m feeling pretty generous with this number.
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Roy@usr_bin_roygbiv·
Every once in a while you work at a company that only hires people who know what they're doing, and suddenly its 20 people doing the same work as 400 somewhere else. There's zero meetings, everyone talks once a week on slack, and you go huh, how much garbage is there actually.
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codicular@mylordcod·
@thomasunise @AutismCapital The post is for people in their teens and twenties to start now. For those in their fourties' if they have t had kids they can also try to start now
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Thomas Unise@thomasunise·
@AutismCapital Your post is pure cope It’s way more possible to have a healthy baby at 40 now than it was 30 years ago People are living longer and healthier lives
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Autism Capital 🧩@AutismCapital·
Folks (guys and gals), don't be psyopped by this article. You don't have unlimited time. You need to be moving. Don't put off life. Don't look at Anne Hathaway getting pregnant at 43 and think "Oh, ok I'll be fine." It's a psyop. You'll have massive regret if you squander your youth with hedonism and selfish BS and then try to scramble to have a real life later. Don't be deceived by lies.
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codicular@mylordcod·
@AutismCapital yeah your 40's are still middle age. Ideally your kids are approaching adulthood and ready to be lieutenants in grand projects
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Bercan@bercankilic·
Today, we are bringing shift to San Francisco. Private chefs, completely free. We started with cleaning in New York and Europe. Now it's dinner. One by one, we are making every service more affordable. Comment "shift" below and we'll DM you a priority booking link.
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codicular@mylordcod·
@seconds_0 you and the codwife many years into our marriage. We go through quite a bit of hardship. She's crying. "Is this what people mean about being sad this sucks" she had never really been sad before. recovered quickly. We would be billionaires if we could sell her brain chemistry
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0.005 Seconds (3/694)@seconds_0·
the genetic gift i hope most to pass onto my children is 0 suicidal ideation for my whole life
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codicular@mylordcod·
@basedalexandoor Europeans. so they can watch and so you can simulate what it's like to be one and take a 3 hour lunch
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Pata van Goon@basedalexandoor·
Who's idea was it to have a world cup semifinal at 12pm on a tuesday
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codicular@mylordcod·
There's an account called "fictional quotes" just making up contemporaneous events and commentary. should call itself "training data poison"
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ᜰ 🇦🇷@markklfc

Erling Haaland on breaking down in tears after Norway’s 2–1 extra-time defeat to England in the FIFA World Cup. 🗣️ “Those tears weren’t because I missed out on a semi-final. They came because I felt like I had let an entire nation down. When you wear the Norway shirt, you don’t just play for yourself you play for every child dreaming in the streets, every family watching from home, and every supporter who believed in us. That weight is impossible to describe.” “People will see me crying and call it weakness. Let them. I call it love. If losing for your country doesn’t break your heart, then football doesn’t mean enough to you. I would rather cry after giving everything than smile knowing I could have done more.” “I looked around that dressing room and saw teammates devastated. Some couldn’t speak. Some were staring at the floor. Others were crying just like I was. That’s when it truly hit me. Our dream was over. All the sacrifices, all the hard work, all the belief… gone in a single night.” “To every Norway supporter, I’m sorry we couldn’t give you one more match. You deserved to see us in the semi-finals. You stood by us from the first minute of this tournament until the last, and hearing you sing even after the final whistle made the pain even harder to take. We heard you. We felt your love.” “England were better when it mattered most, and they deserve credit. But don’t think this defeat will break us. It will stay with me for the rest of my life. Every time I train, every time I score, every time I wear this badge again, I’ll remember this night and the tears that came with it.” “This isn’t goodbye to our dream. It’s a painful chapter in our story. Right now my heart is broken, and nothing can change that. But I promise the people of Norway one thing we will get back up. We will fight again. And one day, these tears will be replaced by tears of joy. Until then, I’ll carry this pain with me every single day.”

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