Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected])

@GOP #MAGATerrorism #GOP #Republicans

MTG to me: “I’m not sure how Lauren Boebert on one hand can demand so much out of Kevin McCarthy, but then demand nothing out of someone else and be willing to vote for them to be speaker.That’s not serious, I don’t think that’s leadership and I really see it as more obstruction”

@GOP What are you going to do about it? You can't even elect a Speaker of the House FFS...

Joe Biden chooses to ignore the crisis at the border, and the situation only gets worse.

Unclear if Marge realizes this is a parody account

@ACTBrigitte Ask Donald Trump.

Kevin McCarthy is 0-8 right now. How much losing can one man endure before he finally takes the hint?

@ATFWashington @DCPoliceDept The @FBI and our partners hope the increased reward will encourage the American public to take another look at the photos and videos of the suspect and the device. If you recognize the suspect, submit a tip at tips.fbi.gov. ow.ly/mNJo50Mg7Sp

@ACTBrigitte Yes, but he would still be terrible.

President Trump would make a better Speaker than Kevin McCarthy by A LOT.

@MuellerSheWrote If Boebert wants attention tomorrow, she should nominate Vladimir Putin. Nothing in the Constitution says he's ineligible. Prove me wrong.

BREAKING: Boebert just cast her vote for Kevin Hern from OK. What a fucking clown show.

@RonFilipkowski The Face Eating Leopards' Caucus

Speaker Donalds on left.

This might be the most coked out I've ever seen Donnie Jr. Like you get a contact high just by watching his hands.

Wow

I need this on a mug.

@laurenboebert Exactly. Sometimes you have to vote for the Face Eating Leopards Party into power to get a change. And then go to the hospital for a face transplant.

When the country is being destroyed in unprecedented ways, sometimes you need to do unprecedented things to get it back on course. We are fighting to save America and we won’t back down.

@ACTBrigitte Do it. She's used to losing by now.

What are your thoughts about potentially nominating Kari Lake for Speaker of the House?

The Face Eating Leopards' Caucus is doing a great job.

@seanhannity @mattgaetz Remember that the Speaker of the House doesn't have to be an American citizen. The Crazy Caucus could nominate Vladimir Putin tomorrow. Just imagine how much attention they would get if they did that.

TRUMP FOR SPEAKER? Watch Rep. Matt Gaetz Vote for the Former President trib.al/qYgWVTJ

@RepMattGaetz @mattgaetz Remember that the Speaker of the House doesn't have to be an American citizen so you could nominate Vladimir Putin tomorrow. Just imagine how much attention you would get if you did that.

I will not be voting for Kevin McCarthy. I resent the extent to which he utilizes the lobbyists and special interests to dictate how political decisions, policy decisions, and leadership decisions are made. We have zero trust in him.

@laurenboebert @krhern Remember that the Speaker of the House doesn't have to be an American citizen so you could nominate Vladimir Putin tomorrow. Just imagine how much attention you would get if you did that.

I just voted for @KRHern of Oklahoma for Speaker of the House. He’s a true consensus candidate who can unite us.

@AWeissmann_ @femmesthetics "I painted that"

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