Katie

Nothing has changed since first grade

taylor swift every time she leaves the house:

@s0dopeswagg You can be my grandma

The audio log you find in a trashed office in a sci-fi horror game:

I’m so glad I don’t see the bugs anymore

Ween is just The Wiggles for adults

This is why I drive a Toyota.

Someone got visited by 3 ghosts last night

elon musk [parody] [humor] [any individuals in this text (referred to henceforth as “the tweet”) are named on a satirical basis] [the tweet is not a statement of fact, with protection as codified in 17 USC §107 & affirmed in Hustler Mag v Falwell (1988)]: boy i love sippin piss

“joe biden is killing jobs and legalizing drugs” you’re not gonna believe this but i love drugs and i hate my job

@sassy_beard Yay!!!! Congratulations 🎉 🎈

I don't know if yall know about my situation or have been following.. BUT I GOT APPROVED FOR SWEDISH RESIDENCY!!! I'M GOING HOME! I am so incredibly happy right now, and I love you all so much. I get to be with my wife again 😭 We can finally start our life together. 🥰

well it’s night. as a lonely stoner this is often when i choose to free my mind

Borhe

When I pack too much for a short trip.

Supreme Court my ass

personally i think no supreme court justice deserves even a moments peace of privacy in the comfort of their own home or in public for as long as they live