EvilDrew

Fuck the guy who used to have this account it’s mine now ya chump.

@Nomastersplz You’re being dumb. Comparing high school art to college art is stupid. Show yourself the fucking door moron.

@AmeliaRodrigJan Does that really count for anything going to college and then majoring in art I mean did anybody fail art in high school? No, nobody did, cuz you could literally do anything and pass you just had to show up. Still somehow she feels Superior.

The way he kept his cool is a masterclass in debate.

Can’t believe we’re letting @subway get away with switching back to triangle cheese after they went to those beautiful square cheese. Back to half as much cheese improperly placed in non-tessellated fashion. What a fuck up.

@adsafayet Now make it correctly

Here is how I made your favorite pricing card

@bookslibretti Oooh sick burn bet you got a whole folder of Daffy Duck gifs you sicko. Go give yer balls a tug and eat a sammich and cry to your discord buddies how a dude on the internet made you cry. Goosefucker

@hellodrew @HypertrophyHub You:

So what I learned yesterday on this app is that conservative women (the ones clutching pearls every chance they get), with zero hesitation prefer the small beta twink on the left over the jacked titan on the right. The guy who looks like he apologizes to doors when he bumps into them. That guy. Meanwhile, the sculpted Adonis on the right, the one that can open his own jars, “ewww yuck” And yet, somehow, it remains one of life’s great unsolved mysteries why we keep losing elections, culture, and apparently the genetic lottery. Truly baffling. A real head scratcher. Someone call Sherlock. 🤡

@0x_String @HypertrophyHub Ah you clicked my link. Got ya!

@hellodrew @HypertrophyHub Bro is so horny he’s looking up domain names

@Bengal_DPT Sell ya my socks for $50. Ya pervert!

@0x_String @hellodrew @HypertrophyHub “Bro can you send me those socks?”

@bookslibretti @HypertrophyHub Hey go be a silly goose or whatever dumb fuckery you do with animals this is between me and skinny ankles. I don’t need no baldy interjecting here. Go grow some hair.

@hellodrew @HypertrophyHub Bro, just bookmark the photo

@HypertrophyHub I hacked this poor fucks account. You post unsolicited pics of yourself topless online and even sent me a photo of your legs with your shorts hiked up your crotch and call me gay? Ok big shoots. Take the night off. It’s been fun!

@hellodrew Lol you’re going through a lot of trouble to troll me. I’m flattered. But I’m not gay

@HypertrophyHub Dude, I see you at the gym wearing lifts in your shoes. You should spend less time Tweeting at trolls online and more time making your website look less like a piece of trash. Also ".net"? in 2025? You can't be serious. What about? godaddy.com/domainsearch/f…

@hellodrew 6’5” don’t care

@HypertrophyHub Just think every time you put on socks. Skinny. Ankles.

@hellodrew Can’t change genetics man

@HypertrophyHub Them some skinny ankles tho.

@hellodrew Kindly Shut the fuck up

Nothing ruins a sandwich quite like lettuce.

Are we really surprised @Starbucks botched the bear cup launch? This company can’t ever get their act together. At any level. Really makes you wonder.

@united I’m on hold right now. Just need to confirm.

@hellodrew Thanks for waiting. We'd like to know how we can help. Are you looking into rebooking your flight?

Yeah man. No shit. At this rate I’ll still be here at thanks giving. 3 hours in. Def missing my flight. 90 min hold time for @united certainly a fun one.

I’m on hour 2 of standing in line for security at George Bush Airport @iah . 1/10. Would not recommend. This queue sucks. Zero theming. Smelly and the pre-show screens are down. First impression is that this airport is in need of some serious cash flow.

@bohemianrn @KyleKulinski Dare you to live off of the same budget for 6 months and then come back to your tweet in the same headspace. You won’t. Cause you’re out of touch. Put your values where your mouth is. Stick to a snap based budget for 6 months. Do it. Coward.

@KyleKulinski EBT should be about buying staples. Meat dairy vegetables fruit bread flour sugar etc. This program has incentivized obesity.

Wearing a shirt about Jesus while dancing with joy that 40 million Americans are going hungry (including 18 million kids)

Been with @BankofAmerica since 2014 but today when the ATM told me it can’t email me a receipt cause it didn’t have an email on file? Are you serious? That’s all I’ve ever gotten plus this? It’s been months. Fix your shit!

@ninepixelgrid Being a Dodgers fan.

what's stopping you from coding like this?