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@CanadaLoyalist_ @EightDollarPint Silence leaf it's ours we called it first

@EightDollarPint theyre Canadian, actually

The Falkland Islands are Australian

@lowlandsapien Sitting down while passing is more efficient, you can get things done instead of wasting both hands on dick. Typical German efficiency

@OldInternetFeel I didn't expect Mastodon to play

Toonami in 2005

@brianluidog There's no way I'm wearing shoes inside yuck, British do this though. Absolute savages

White people in Australia are very multicultural. For example, they do the insane "clomp around the house in dirty shoes" thing in their own house, but when they visit us, they know to take off their shoes without us needing to say anything. Very good.

@kenzietuff Christina had a better voice

You can tell a lot about a man by how he answers the Prime Britney or Prime Christina question.

@SpeculatorArt I thought I was bad at low dose velos x4 a day. I now know I can go harder

Five days since I quit Zyns cold turkey. From 8-10 pouches a day to zero. 6 years of daily use.

@mygirlystuff2 You stupid bitch

@kenzietuff I remember the first time I heard this song. Mercilessly bullied all the girls in my friend group for liking it

Mfw this year marks 20 years since this song was released

@Asmongold @NotRioFromBar Zack, they're just having fun. Relax

@NotRioFromBar There is a very easy solution for this: Bring in national guard, round all of them up and put them in forced labor camps Shoot the ones who are violent and attack police Done! You can literally solve this problem overnight but we choose to allow these animals to run wild

@threenotes_jp Nope

Hey everyone overseas, Has there ever been a Japanese anime that genuinely made you cry? I’m curious.

@Slatzism Good news, you look brown so therefore cannot be racist

I am officially a racist

@ginnpiss Engagement bait

Sam hiring the dead beat gambling addict paki for his financial audit knock off show and we’re stuck with Neptune gaming streams. Mde never dies huh? #fishtanklive

@sullivan_mma @CountDankulaTV I thought this until I got one at work and experienced actual confusion by not being able to read. Then another time creeping numbness on one side of my body. Shit sucks

@CountDankulaTV Migraines are awful and people who don't get them think they're just wittle headaches

Woke up today. Saw this. Went back to bed.

@NEVERDOOMPRO Excellent day to share Good words and complete Good actions

Excellent day to get ahead. NEVER DOOM.

@wigger @FinFreedom414 You put them around your head, compresses your skull and gives you a cool hour glass shape noggin

@FinFreedom414 whats bollinger bands

The inventor of Bollinger Bands just took a position in Bitcoin...and you're bearish.

@archeosophy @kenzietuff As an Aussie I agree. We are built for hard yakka, not hard yakking

@kenzietuff Can't stand the accent. Doesn't matter how smart an Australian is, that accent makes him sound 60 IQ.

Australians are like Texan Englishman.

The internet has tribalised people into groups that have no political or cultural affiliation to their geographical area. We willchave to eventually draw new map lines and have mass migration of people until there is planetary wide cohesion, or localise and restrict the internet to geographical areas

@Polymarket We used to live in a country Another aspect of public life that has been reduced to a low trust, minimum security prison alternative to accommodate impulse-driven subhuman animals who should be in jail

JUST IN: McDonald’s to eliminate self-serve soda stations nationwide by 2032, citing “changing consumer habits”

@kenzietuff I dunno, I'm a bit of a fatty rn and it's mostly due to peanut butter toast

(It’s sugars)

@LLinWood @grok is this Ai generated

@lowlandsapien They did nuke us

Just remembered when Indian media was talking about nuking us over students getting bashed about 10-15 years ago