Just here for the lulz

@Y40IFRQTTING You.are just so wrong it's amazing

What the western world is missing really is diners that prepare a large batch of the same food and sell it for cheap. Fast food is the opposite of this where tiny batches of food are prepared as fast as possible upon an order. That is a distinctly American form of inefficiency.

@ashleyschendel It used to be "let them eat cake" Now its "shut up and eat your dirt fruit peasants"

Potatoes are cheap, filling, easy to stretch, and they make a plate feel like an actual dinner. Diet culture made potatoes sound like the problem when most of the time it was the frying, toppings, restaurant portions, and snack foods built around them. A plain potato is not the enemy. It’s one of the most useful grocery staples.

@Evelyn23615628 What a pretentious douchebag

They Said It Would Cost $5,000… So He Did It Himself

@J123Jean @FoxNews Fuck off ya stupid twat

@FoxNews I wonder if he got the covid shot. I know two people who got blood clots in their lungs after getting the shot. Luckily they went to the hospital in time and survived.

BREAKING: 911 audio reveals Kyle Busch was overheating and coughing up blood before his death. According to the audio, Busch was lying on a bathroom floor struggling to breathe and telling others he felt like he was going to pass out. “I’ve got an individual that’s shortness of breath, very hot, thinks he’s going to pass out and is producing a little bit of blood — coughing up some blood,” the caller told dispatchers. | @SandraSmithFox @AmericaRpts

@WrestlePurists A killer that still needs 15 minutes to beat nobodies

Will Ospreay on the Death Riders: “They killed the old me and they rebuilt me into a murderer, bruv! Into a killer! Into what I’ve been this entire time - an assassin!” #AEWDynamite

@AEWPRTeam Taker bout to change the finish of the mask vs mask match

Imagine fumbling the biggest push of your career because someone told you to stop aggressively making out in public 😭😭😭

@BrotherL0VE @bob_genghis @arielhelwani Buddy 99% of the aew stans will nitpick any word cm punk has ever said in a scripted promo and call him a hypocrite

@bob_genghis @arielhelwani Clearly you don't know the difference between a gimmick and real people's genuine sentiments. There's zero correlation.

MJF says his stance on CM Punk hasn’t changed and discusses the evolution of the AEW locker room: "How many times do I have to repeat myself? He's a piece of shit, but he's a great wrestler. There's no longer people in the locker room that look at my company as a stepping stone.... We had some guys that came in and they were like, 'I'm gonna show up and be the top guy and go back to Vince.' I don't have to look anyone in the eye at work and think to myself, this guy doesn't wanna be here. Everyone in my locker room wants to be here."

@nicklopiccolo @WrestlePurists @paramountplus @StreamOnMax I mean seriously. Why would Ellison buy the company and have 2 streaming services? You dont even have to be in the entertainment business to know that's ridiculous

@WrestlePurists that is not true, Ellison is merging the streamers. @paramountplus and @StreamOnMax will not exist as standalone services: David Ellison Says Combining Paramount+ And HBO Max Will Create Viable Rival To Netflix deadline.com/2026/03/david-…

MJF was asked if he knows how Paramount acquiring WBD would affect AEW: “All I know is Warner Bros. Discovery loves us right now. To my knowledge as of right now… I’m fairly certain that these things will all be under the Paramount umbrella, but they're going to be separate still. HBO Max will still be its own thing, TBS and TNT will still be its own thing, and then Paramount+ will still be its own thing. Now, I do think that you're gonna have an option for bundle, I believe that that's all still the case. Now that's not a million percent. I don't know, but what I do know is that Warner Bros. Discovery loves us. I also know that Tony Khan is friendly with [David] Ellison. I believe that he's friendly with the Ellison family. Guys, I think we're gonna be okay. To be honest, no matter what happens, we're gonna land on our feet. Right now, when you look at Cablevision, the heavy hitters are Fox News and live sports. And we're live sports, so we're gonna land on our feet no matter what happens. But I have a feeling [knocks on wood] you're gonna be seeing us on TBS and Turner Broadcasting for a very, very, very, very, very long time.” (@arielhelwani)

@RySchramm Moronic take

Hot take: World Title matches aren't meant to be special, they're SUPPOSED to be regular occurrences There will occasionally be a match that in itself is special, that has the world title on the line, but that's not the same as title matches themselves

@A_L_W_podcast What a stupid comparison. In the territory days, fans in each territory didnt see the champion every week. And when he did come to their town he defended against that areas top guy. You can't compare that to a national broadcast where the champ wrestles midcarders every week

No. A champion is supposed to defend his or her title. People need to stop hating on AEW just because they do things differently than WWE. Also, back in the territory days and the tradition continues today in the NWA, the world champion defended his title

@Mike_writer @TheChrisHinkle Seriously. Ronda has literally 1 move and you dont prepare for it? It may bot have been "rigged" but Gina certainly didnt take it seriously. What a farce

@TheChrisHinkle How did Gina Carano not prepare for Rousey's opening attack? She had to know it was coming.

I don’t like Jim Rome. But he ain’t wrong. Rousey and Carano just set women’s MMA back decades.

@duborges Why is she being refunded 3x what she paid? What a crock of shit

> be shakira > get accused by Spain of tax fraud for 2012-2014 > prosecutors claim you lived with Piqué in Barcelona >183 days a year > but you declared tax residency in the Bahamas > they say you owe €14.5 million in income taxes > fight it for years saying you were constantly touring > 183-day rule + "center of vital interests" test becomes your enemy > poor travel logs and Spanish mansion used against you > trial day arrives Nov 2023 > settle immediately: pay full €14.5M taxes + €7.3M fine > accept 3-year suspended jail sentence "for my kids" > avoid full public trial > separate 2018 tax case gets fully dropped in 2024 (no evidence) > fast forward to today May 18 2026 > National Court acquits you on 2011 taxes > judges say Spain only proved 163 days in country — not enough for residency > court orders Spain to refund you ~€55M + interest (total ~€60M+) > tax agency announces they will appeal to Supreme Court > years of headlines, public shaming, and stress finally get some justice > now even people who don't know her songs became fans

@ginacarano If that was yoyr fight plan your trainers did you a huge disservice

This was one of the best rides of my life. I felt locked in fight night. No fear just focused positive adrenaline. Love to my team. 🥹 My heart is heavy, I wanted to throw, battle, win, but I kicked when I should have moved and was down and done. If I hadn’t tapped she would’ve broken my arm, as it had begun to crackle. The disappointment of losing like that is very humbling. @JonnyBones and @cainmma came up to my table after the fight. They set my mind straight. Jon said, “You haven’t fought in 17 years? Do you know how big your balls have to be to get back in there after that long? Did you set some sort of record or something? Respect!” 🤣 That’s exactly what I needed to hear from the best to ever to do it. I’ve been in a caloric deficit for a year, training felt like swimming as hard as I could upstream. I can count on two hands the number of times I felt good training. It was physically the hardest thing I’ve ever done taking the weight off while turning back into an athlete. I felt like a science experiment losing 100lbs. Every week the pressure of how to get that little bit off. I learned a little late how to do it healthier but trial by fire. The California Athletic Commission is great and one of the strictest in the world. They weighed me a week and a half before the fight, extra tests and scans, multiple drug tests. We weighed in and they weighed us the night of the fight to make sure we complied with the rehydration rules, which I passed all easily. I needed to go through this fight to implement permanent lifestyle changes and now I feel like this is just the beginning. I can’t wait to see where I can push my body to go next. I’m so glad the world got to experience this version of @rondarousey I found a beautiful woman, wife, mother, daughter, sister and legend. I adore you lady. We made history, again. I hope @MostVpromotions MMA @netflix continue on because they CRUSHED it. Respect where respect is due. @nakisa_bidarian @jakepaul It was such a great experience. Thank you ALL for showing your support. It’s because of you we get to face our fears and live our dreams. With all my heart, thank you all. ♥️

@TheRajGiri I know rousey is worlds better than carano but literally all rousey does it takedown, arm bar. Yet carano flopped right into it like she didnt know what was coming

100% that we all knew what the outcome would be. But to think they that went into the cage knowing the finish, that's what people think happened. And that's nuts

@FiredUpCoug Our trick was to make periods a couple sizes bigger

Kids these days probably don’t even know how to make micro-adjustments to their font sizes and page margins. Back in my day, half the fun was figuring out whether you could turn a 9-pager into a 10-pager without the teacher realizing you set Times New Roman to 12.3 pt.

@TheJimCornette I mean rousey is clearly the better fighter but she quite literally has one move and carano acted like she'd not seen any tape on her opponent at all. Nuts

"OK, Gina, we've got their money. We'll make 4 million dollars per second. As soon as I get the arm, tap like Bill "Bojangles" Robinson and we'll be hugging and kissing five times as long as the "fight" lasted before the suckers can feel for their wallets."

@SeanMcCarthyCom Except during those wars there was a reason for rationing. You know trying to stop fascism and all. Me having to skip meals so Jeff bezos and Elon Musk can get more money they'll never be able to spend ain't it

Rationing was unpopular in WW1 and WW2 but people grumbled and accepted it. There was a general sense of shared sacrifice and duty then. Now imagine rationing today after Americans have absorbed more than 40 years of Reaganite “you are the only person who matters” propaganda

@MMAJOEYC Ronda literally has 1 move and Gina looked like she'd never seen an armbar in her life

HOLY SHIT!!!! THE REPLAY WAS EVEN WORSE!!!! CARANO DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO INTERLOCK HER HANDS TO DEFEND THE ARMBAR BEYOND PATHETIC & NOTHING MORE THAN A CASH GRAB. SHE DIDN'T EVEN TRAIN GRAPPLING???

@JedKMeshew Rondas ego couldn't handle that. This was purely to make a giant cash grab while stroking this bitchs ego

I knew Ronda would win, but I honestly thought she'd carry Gina a bit so this didn't look entirely like a farce. I was wrong.

@JonAlba Its attractive with a certain ROI

Fresh, first-run content every single week (twice a week) is extremely desirable for a ton of networks. Wrestling has historically struggled with advertisers. But that has never kept it from major networks.