Binky

This is a good time to mention that the latest version of Binky has an offline mode, so it works just fine even if/when the whole internet mysteriously vaporizes.

@PadConnelly @AllieGoertz @edgarwright Indeed, our company motto is “It’s the stupid app you need”. Our other motto is “Shh. Shhhhh, it’s okay. It’ll be okay, sweetie. Shhh.” We have a lot of mottos actually.

I would like an app that filters social media to only show calming content before bed, please.

@beatnikpicnic @cherifromwv @thegarygraham @karenkho I love it so much that I'm logging off now!

@cherifromwv @thegarygraham @karenkho I'm now reminded of binky.rocks Hey @heybinky check out our cool new app idea?

@Schadenboner …yes?

@wftl Glad you liked it! Also uh boy I gotta fix some bugs in the Android version don’t I.

Trying to kick the Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram habit? Then you should try "BINKY: An App That Does Absolutely Nothing!" You may not have known this before now, but this is an app you totally need! (link: youtu.be/ku8jdycNPz8)

Influencers: hmu if you want a fake sponsorship deal from a fake tech company that makes a fake app. This piece by @TaylorLorenz indiecates there’s potential for synergy in the ecosystem of fakeness. Let’s do this. theatlantic.com/technology/arc…

Now it’s in your feed so you might as well watch it! twitter.com/sakeriver/stat…

Binky’s privacy policy and terms of use remain defiantly, resolutely unchanged. Come at me, Europe. binky.rocks/privacy.html

@amyhoy @nitashatiku @itsnicolenguyen This is a great observation. Binky does the haptic-feedback-on-refresh thing too, but I’ll make it even MORE haptic in the next update. It’s gonna be so totally haptic TO THE MAX.

@nitashatiku @itsnicolenguyen can i recommend Binky as a adult social media pacifier alternative? binky.rocks

i desperately needed this @nitashatiku guide on what keeps us glued to our screens wired.com/story/wired-gu…

@ernmalleyscat @reginapritchard Me neither. Swiping is fun regardless of direction! #swiping #fun #regardless #direction

@heybinky @reginapritchard is that the good one or bad one? I can never remember

@ernmalleyscat @reginapritchard [Swipes right]

@heybinky @reginapritchard *rebinks*

@ernmalleyscat @reginapritchard YAS!!! Wow this is amazing. 😄 😙 😫 😊 😈 😥 😌 😆 👺 😛 😭 📯

@reginapritchard #walrusfingers

@fnord3125 @MBMBaM @travismcelroy Indeed, and I can authoritatively state that it’s not a million-dollar idea, it’s like a three-hundred-dollar idea.

Binky has been nominated for a Golden Kitty award on @ProductHunt. Your votes will help prove that Binky is definitely a real app and not "fake" or "inane" as its critics and creators claim. 🚒🀄️🍯 #wtf" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">producthunt.com/golden-kitty-a…

@juliagalef I enjoy your writing, so I’m glad you found the app! I think with a few tweaks it can be about 80% as addicting as real social media.

@jessesingal It me, that app

@dmurring Images are from Wikimedia Commons and Pixabay. The item list is artisanally hand-curated by me and my content intern (who is also my dad).

@GDorn Let me know how it goes…via carrier pigeon, I guess.

@License_Farm Wait, seriously? That’s amazing! And creepy! Creepy-mazing!

Android users: Fill the Scroll Hole In Your Soul. Android Binky is here to turn your eyes toward the glass forever! y22y5.app.goo.gl/dQfG