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Amanda B🤨wer
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Amanda B🤨wer
@heyprofbow
Professor. Mother. Typer of Typos. RT means I hit the RT button, which might also be a typo. She/her.
Katılım Şubat 2008
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It really is astonishing that Adrian basically created an English idiom.
Face eating leopards is beyond an internet joke by now. It’s just a saying.
Adrian Bott@Cavalorn
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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A few years back in Yosemite there was a problem with bears getting into trash cans and ppl said ‘why not make the cans more complex?’ And a ranger said ‘bc there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and dumbest human’ and this election feels like that quote to me
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Oh.
Now they write the story.
Thanks, CBS.
Karol Cummins - New Acct@karolcummins
As Donald Trump readies to return to the Oval Office, U.S. retailers that depend on foreign suppliers are prepared to pass along the cost of his proposed import tariffs to consumers, potentially leading to higher prices for a range of products. cbsnews.com/news/trump-vic…
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Just keep thinking how a lot of people are gonna be surprised when the face-eating leopard they voted for eats their face.
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the fact that so many ppl are voting for him is so…disheartening
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We're not going back (whether he likes it or not).
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@Aerocles This is a perfect bunny. How does he feel about bananas?
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@RGA Sorry but you’re too late. Now you have to do that Pesto Penguin
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@janthonylong @IanMacAllen Chick-fil-A introduces an "all you can Beef" menu...
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@heyprofbow @IanMacAllen BREAKING: Patagonia announces cruise line featuring all-you-can eat seafood buffets...
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@janthonylong @IanMacAllen We did 2014 McDonalds in class today. This seems to be the exact same thing— "Wait who are we? Ok, hear me out—what if we wrecked it?"
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@heyprofbow @IanMacAllen Bingo.
Not only that, the mobile order-centric approach wrecked the in-store experience for the people who aren't using it. Lose-lose.
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@IanMacAllen @janthonylong Sugary drinks on the go is Dunkin'. We already have Dunkin'.
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@janthonylong Starbucks thinks they are selling sugary drinks and candy, and that they can sell more by reducing the time customers spend in stores. But anyone can sell sugar drinks and candy. What differentiates is the experience, comfortable chairs, clean tables, clean toilets.
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