fredguy

@datnofact wikipedia has a good guide for editors on how to spot AI usage in articles: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia…

People need to stop using these "AI detection" tools. They are often made using LLMs themselves and are legitimately dogshit.

@infinitywaltz @Ten111Five IIRC he then replied with "uh, no, see here's a photo of us hanging out at a show" and it's her looking very clearly uncomfortable and very clearly a teenager

@Ten111Five @davedavieskinks He was telling people they were dating, and she had to respond with, "No, he was twice my age and texting me, and it made me really uncomfortable at the time."

I don’t wanna show the guy up, but Moby should be careful what he says. the cockettes And their friends used to follow us around on tour. We appreciated them. Why is Moby being so rude about this simple song? We’re not trans phobic. Why does he have to have a go at us?

@viperwave he seems unpleasant and i think his followers actually hate him

Ive not kept up with Flesh Simulator but I love that he permanently lives in a Command and Conquer cutscene now.

among other things, it's the implication that 1. 9/11 was for the Whites only 2. *this* would be the worst thing to happen to Black Americans

I present to you… the greatest hat ever made: the 1981 McRib pig!

@St1ka bro ate then said "yummy"

It also has a burn so good, the actor nearly broke character

@alliharvard I've longed for the day i can use "infetterence" IRL

I actually saw Chappell Roan at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but she kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Ma’am, you need to pay for those first." At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

@luhtundraa @y2kpopart @50cent

@y2kpopart @50cent unc what u looking at 🤨

Amanda Bynes is always a sweetheart attending her fans

🎵thank god i'm a cunty boy🎵

@The8bitidiot I remember when the first Transformers came out some magazine had an interview with him where he was trying so hard to be Mr. Adult Acting Man and that's when I knew the guy was a massive tool

Shia needs to be euthanized for public safety.

tfw she squeezes AND twists your balls just right

the fast and furious 1 dvd player heist in 2026 would probably be about stealing GPUs

@BurgessBoston @_john_gomez @PanasonicDX4500 the 97 re-releases say hi

Toy collector here: yes in the 90s and 00s there were a lot of Star Trek figures. They were heavily featured in ToyFare and they have lines going back to MEGO - which was one of the first boys toys action figure lines. Star Wars toys basically ended with Jedi and wouldn’t start up again in earnest until the prequels with the Power of the Force figures. Just because you don’t remember Star Trek having a large toy presence doesn’t mean they didn’t.

“dune will never have the cultural impact of star wars” I’m gonna hold your hand while I explain to you why Tatooine looks like that.

@steinkobbe @TheWapplehouse his weight fluctuated over the years too

@TheWapplehouse Tbf the mustache changes his face a lot

I feel like an idiot. I just learned today Douglas from The Chair Company is Jim Downey.

@intellegint en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_Way

I’m sure smarter people have covered this for centuries and I’m stupid but if you want to be the more pure person you just can’t exist, by their perspective I think

The thing I don’t get about bluesky kind of scoldy moral purity people is if you go deep enough into that, isn’t the most moral thing to be (in that framework) is just be dead?

@iloveairbagged yo anyone hear this one? nobody ever talks about this underrated gem!

I feel crazy because everyone I know and every publication I’ve read that has reviewed this record calls it a masterpiece. Jason Pierce cofounded Spacemen 3 for fuck’s sake!

JAPANESE REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran War? PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Why didn't you tell ME about PEARL HARBOR?!"

@GramsciGordon "hey guys i just wrote a song about the global mistreatment of women!" "cool! what's it called?"

John really was like a Cum Town level shitposter the more you look into his stuff.