Wonder how many Mexican restaurants see patrons dunk their balls in the free salsa tonight. I know of one that will off the top of my head. #PunIntended
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Mike “Been there, done that” Corningstone
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Mike “Been there, done that” Corningstone
@holehunter6969
Not gonna get any guff from this guy | Saw AKON live | The Zou CO ‘88 | Light beer enthusiast | Occasional drug user | Extreme Hetero
Katılım Haziran 2025
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@RichardCranny69 Richard—Can’t use your Q2 pants shit on May 4th. Too much time left for something to go wrong down the line.
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I’ve had three quesadillas today and now I’m in extreme danger of shitting my pants
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@21metgala Rumors have it she will be attending the after party in my pants. #MikeyLikey
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What’s the camera that all new TV shows use that make them look too real? #MikeyNoLikey
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@FluentInFinance Finna weed out all the disgusting fat fucks in my life that switch airlines over a pack of cookies and a can of coke. #FAT
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BREAKING: Delta Air Lines will no longer offer free snacks or drinks on all flights starting May 19th (under 350 miles).
Meanwhile, Delta CEO Ed Bastian received $27.1 million in 2024.
Consumers lose, every single time.
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@sped_research Nice job, Bart. Next time let’s try calling some bitches instead.
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This catchup trade is going well
I didn’t get in any equity names, just bought $CANE calls instead which has been nice
Comments recommended SZU which looks great too
Prob has longer to run imo
Bart Bass@sped_research
Big producers other than $CSAN are private or can play thru artificial sweetener companies (consumer switch from expensive real sugar to fake stuff), they all generally trade with sugar (blue line)
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@raydavisIIII Great mindset, Ray. Never forget a warm beer is still a beer.
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It can always be worse than being served warm beer. Lady sitting next to me will miss her layover flight to Rome and also flight to Catania due to a 2 hour delay 😭
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@raqisright “When her own mother and grandma are fat as fuck” is lowkey👀 funny as fuck tho😂
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DIDNT SHAKE ENOUGH ASS ON THE COURT 🍑💦
Bleacher Report@BleacherReport
Breaking: Chicago Sky have waived Hailey Van Lith Van Lith was their 11th overall pick in 2025
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@TreAmosBurner Good kill…FOR HER
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Only served 3 of my 9 month sentence due to #Overcrowding THE BITCH IS BACK🫵
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The dude that went to inspect the Somali daycares is actually just a pedophile that was hoping the kids were there
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Ubers that don’t speak English and wear headphones are the equivalent of 2015 finals Matthew Dellavedova. Iconic role players.
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We gotta stop letting this shit fly. Who the FUCK is standing and clapping for anything for more than 30 seconds? FIFTEEN MINUTES?!? FREAKS THE WHOLE LOT 🫵
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
Dwayne Johnson cries during the 15-minute standing ovation for his new movie ‘THE SMASHING MACHINE’ Read our review: bit.ly/SmashingDF
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@boywndrjdcohen A don never wears shorts.
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@wh0resruzz They never even existed.
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Need me a bitch so bad I’m finna take HER last name
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Definitely time to go to bed.
Nose tape: ✅
Eye mask: ✅
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Dragon (lemme put my) ball(s in your mouth) Z
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Yall think hobos heard the wealthy whites talk about Chicago summers and migrated?
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