James
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James
@honestjam
Officially a ‘Manchester A Gay’. 20. You can say what you want but it won’t change my mind.
Manchester, England Katılım Ocak 2021
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Ross Adams on Hollyoaks: “I do feel like that chapter has closed now."
In our exclusive interview, @ross_adams reflects on life after Hollyoaks, LGBTQ+ representation, and adoption struggles 👇
whichbingo.co.uk/news/ross-adam…
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@superTV247 Hoping for Hammond and Alex Jones just to see the viewing figures tank!
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The new #Strictly hosts have reportedly been chosen.
All week, screen-tests went underway with 10 top presenters — complete with judges, a band, and the ballroom dance floor — finishing yesterday. Contract negotiations are now underway with an announcement expected within weeks.

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@superTV247 Yup he’s good. But he is Filipino. They have too many foreigners on it.
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Effortlessly, one of the best vocal performances I’ve ever seen on this show. If anyone deserves 2 Golden Buzzers, it’s Matty Juniosa. #BritainsGotTalent
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@charityslimo Yeah Lisa Riley is a national treasure. She’s a massive embarrassment!
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im absolutely howling at national treasure lisa riley explaining gay emmerdale lore to angry ginge this is iconic 🤣😭
#emmerdale
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Shrek 5 news:
After I leaked that Zendaya is set to star as Shrek and Fiona’s daughter, it forced DreamWorks to reveal it with a first teaser. And apparently, after I leaked the plot they delayed the film to change it 😭
So because of that, I’m going to reveal the original story for Shrek 5—and then I'll reveal the updated plot, because I don’t believe they’d dare delay and change it again… right? 😭

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@ImACelebUKGoss Adam is laying this act on far too thick. Going for the sympathy vote.
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Following on from Jimmy Bullard quitting the Trial and Adam Thomas losing his place in Camp, pal Scarlett Moffatt consoles an upset Adam. Meanwhile, Ant and Dec have some news… #ImACeleb
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@HannahIamthest1 It’s always very easy to break into any government computer system. Just tap a few keys and shout “i’m in!” and hey presto, you’re in!
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Things I have learned from the movies"
Having watched hundreds of movies, they have taught me many things that I would like to share with you today:
1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.
2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.
3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.
6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.
11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.
12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.
13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.
14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
15. All single women have a cat.
16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.
18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.
20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.
21. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.
22. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
23. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them.
24. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
25. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
26. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son's eighth birthday.
27. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
28. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
29. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
30. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
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@hering_david Didn’t mind it. Far too long though. Some decent gore. 6/10.
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@superTV247 Damn! Apart from Burke and Burley they made no effort with that lineup! Terrible.
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🚨🚨 The BBC have revealed the cast for the first ever full-length series of The CELEBRITY Apprentice, coming later this year, to celebrate 20 years of the show.
The celebrities taking part in #TheApprentice are:
👉🏼 Alexandra Burke
👉🏼 Danny Miller
👉🏼 Gethin Jones
👉🏼 Jordan Banjo
👉🏼 Kay Burley
👉🏼 Maddie Grace Jepson
👉🏼 Max Balegde
👉🏼 Sheli McCoy
👉🏼 DJ Spoony
👉🏼 Richie Anderson,
👉🏼 Laura Smyth
👉🏼 Toni Laites

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