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@DVDfever @denosav It’s a pint glass; same volume, just shorter and wider

@denosav He does some odd things.

I took @TheSun on tour to talk turfing Keir Starmer out of Number 10. 👉 thesun.co.uk/news/38912546/…

@andrevella Also very quiet!

vanilla roundabout levels next to Swindon’s magic roundabout.

@SlackHQ @jsneedles Party parrot is the emoji equivalent of YOLOing every decision

@jsneedles Building an emoji legacy, one :partyparrot: at a time.

You can only use one reaction emoji for the rest of your career. Which one are you committing to?

@DobbyAnswers @elonmusk @X @grok 🧦

I know my replies aren't showing up for some people, @elonmusk and @X are scared about me dragging my nuts across @grok's mouth. Rest assured, I'll push through the censorship. The more questions you ask me, the more they can't ignore us.

Hey @BBCNews calling Laurence Fox an “actor-turned-politician” because he failed at a single election four years ago is like calling everyone “embryo” because they were one once.

@xcor057 @SanderRegter @grok is this accurate?

@SanderRegter You all had no problem with Buden wasting $400B on student loan forgiveness against the SCOTUS ruling.

1/7 BREAKING: A jaw-dropping new analysis from Goldman Sachs reveals that Donald Trump's disastrous policies could cost the United States a staggering $90 billion in lost tourism and export revenue. And it gets so much worse...

@Morrisons ordered some extra fruity hot cross buns online - they're in the right packaging, but definitely chocolate rather than fruit. Figured you'd need to know for allergies etc.

@MarkRober when can we get HackPack in the UK?

@mprkhrst @amasad Yes please!

Convinced a university to scan Facebooks little red book on a $150k archival scanner The best PDF’s I could find were @amasad’s and a remastered version that were both low quality Reply if you’d like me to send you the link when it’s ready - should be the highest quality publicly available version to ever exist

@jessethanley Love the naming of this!

as an aside kodama is the name of our new link branding feature. built two different approaches: hetzner box running capistrano to handle the proxy and SSL registration vs. cloudflare worker and custom hostnames ($0.1 per domain). ended up rolling with cloudflare. even at 1,000 domains, it's still way cheaper and less headache to manage.

Some genius email marketing from #LEON this morning, sending what looks to be an internal discussion about reintroducing a dish to their entire email list

Recall Parliament.

@robocopey Get excess insurance. About £20 for a year and will refund any excesses you have to pay.

@dannybster @carolvorders @AdamBienkov @BylineTimes And the company was called Bluetree 😂

@carolvorders @AdamBienkov @BylineTimes Exactly, they take our money and funnel it to a friendly supplier at an inflated price. Imagine if they had to invest it back into competent companies with competitive tenders. Better yet imagine if they invested it into young entrepreneurs. That’s the UK I long to live in.

Website design firm handed £100,000 in taxpayer cash by Tories is listed at CCHQ staffer address Tories claimed firm is independent Do they even understand what independent means anymore? @AdamBienkov for @BylineTimes 👍🏼

Sat outside watching (and listening to) the maybugs swarming around the crown of the horse chestnut tree. Can’t find any info describing this connection - what’s the relationship? @ChrisGPackham

@graeme_cobb Have it in my ‘17 Superb. Works brilliantly. Across all brands, stopstart only works if the battery charge meets a certain threshold - so that there’s no risk of failure to reactivate. This threshold can be changed if you can tweak settings via obd.

Does the Stop/Start function in ICE cars still work? I went for a walk yesterday and walked past a long queue of cars waiting at the traffic lights and all had their engines running (I’m not passing judgement here). And I remembered when my wife had her Mazda and the stop/start rarely worked in that, too. Were the public mis-sold this as emissions reducing tech? Does this work for others? Curious to know if people turn it off if it annoys them, too.

Rishi Sunak's Big D-Day Snub - A Definitive Thread... Rishi Sunak skipped out on the main D-Day commemorations yesterday to rush home and record an ITN interview that won't even air until Wednesday next week. 1/8

Before Twitter locked down its API, I started an analysis to figure out (empirically) "the 'greatest' tweets ever from intellectuals." Here's an abbreviated version based on the analysis I was able to do: [24 'greatest' tweets from intellectuals megathread] 🧵

@mmartin_joo Uh of course!

🎉 Who wants to be the first person to look at my new, completely finished book "Performance with Laravel"? I will choose a few people from the replies and retweets!