howie

It’s never too early for Howie

@GDubya88 Hog

My body is shaped like this and my dick is 2 inches (fully erect)

@Bowers19th Charlotte Nc isn’t ready for Wallace

goal to find a beautiful negress this weekend and get my black belt

@kingofkipsbay Miguel, Wallace bowers is gonna be on the bag soon. Send help

@Bowers19th Waffle House secured?

@howardshitman met my quota for blacks 20 minutes after getting to charlotte

@30secondnut Bricked for the stencil, soft for the tattoo

Do you have to be bricked to get a penis tattoo

@cenkuygur This is unreal levels of r e t a r d

I criticized Iran’s Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei a thousand times. He was oppressing his own people and preventing democracy. But there’s one thing you can’t take away from him, he died on his own two feet, instead of kneeling to Israel. That took courage. He didn’t bow.

86 years old… he was just a fucking kid.

@dsonoiki 36/36

I never understood the whole “72 virgins” thing for martyrs in Islam wouldn’t you want 72 absolute sluts???

@TicTacTitans 3 sack DE for $10 million more than Sweat!!! Total fleece 😂😂

🚨🚨FLEECE JOB BY MIKE BORGONZI TO SHIP T’VONDRE SWEAT TO THE JETS FOR JERMAINE JOHNSON🚨🚨

@thejin_nyjets @OptimisticJets Yes! At least I support the team you miserable cunt

@howardshitman @OptimisticJets Yo remember this lmfaooooooo

#Jets Record Prediction: Steelers: W Bills: L Buccaneers: L Dolphins: L Cowboys: W Broncos: L Panthers: W Bengals: L Browns: W Patriots: L Ravens: L Falcons: W Dolphins: W Jaguars: W Saints: W Patriots: W Bills: L Final Record: 9-8

Never kill yourself. You cannot POSSIBLY allow Woody Johnson to outlive you.

Howie is tired of being slandered for being a jets fan

@KutterIsKing You’re a f*a*g

This dudes hall of fame plaque is deadass gonna say 7th most HR in a single season and 2x MLB the show cover athlete because he has no real accomplishments 😭😭😭

In honor of Martin Luther King Jr. Day, we have removed the urinal dividers so customers of all colors can pee side by side, hand in hand (if you'd like) in harmony just as Dr. King probably wanted. Celina 52 is fully committed to doing what's right as long as it's convenient and requires minimal effort.

@nettermike Nice KD!

🚨This account from a Venezuelan security guard loyal to Nicolás Maduro is absolutely chilling—and it explains a lot about why the tone across Latin America suddenly changed. Security Guard: On the day of the operation, we didn't hear anything coming. We were on guard, but suddenly all our radar systems shut down without any explanation. The next thing we saw were drones, a lot of drones, flying over our positions. We didn't know how to react. Interviewer: So what happened next? How was the main attack? Security Guard: After those drones appeared, some helicopters arrived, but there were very few. I think barely eight helicopters. From those helicopters, soldiers came down, but a very small number. Maybe twenty men. But those men were technologically very advanced. They didn't look like anything we've fought against before. Interviewer: And then the battle began? Security Guard: Yes, but it was a massacre. We were hundreds, but we had no chance. They were shooting with such precision and speed... it seemed like each soldier was firing 300 rounds per minute. We couldn't do anything. Interviewer: And your own weapons? Didn't they help? Security Guard: No help at all. Because it wasn't just the weapons. At one point, they launched something—I don't know how to describe it... it was like a very intense sound wave. Suddenly I felt like my head was exploding from the inside. We all started bleeding from the nose. Some were vomiting blood. We fell to the ground, unable to move. Interviewer: And your comrades? Did they manage to resist? Security Guard: No, not at all. Those twenty men, without a single casualty, killed hundreds of us. We had no way to compete with their technology, with their weapons. I swear, I've never seen anything like it. We couldn't even stand up after that sonic weapon or whatever it was. Interviewer: So do you think the rest of the region should think twice before confronting the Americans? Security Guard: Without a doubt. I'm sending a warning to anyone who thinks they can fight the United States. They have no idea what they're capable of. After what I saw, I never want to be on the other side of that again. They're not to be messed with. Interviewer: And now that Trump has said Mexico is on the list, do you think the situation will change in Latin America? Security Guard: Definitely. Everyone is already talking about this. No one wants to go through what we went through. Now everyone thinks twice. What happened here is going to change a lot of things, not just in Venezuela but throughout the region.

@frazerc11 @BadlandsTOJ Did you watch the game last night ? Moore at 2 would set us back another 5 seasons

If Moore stays in school 2 - Ruben Bain 16 - Makai Lemon 33 - Kayden McDonald 44 - Kamari Ramsey If Moore declares 2 - Moore 16 - Sonny Styles 33 - Elijah Sarratt 44 - A’Mauri Washington However I am also really open to trading 2 either way after last night Just the way the board fell, fully expect a few not to be available at them picks

MOCK DRAFT - #2, #16, #33, #44 - SEND 'EM! #Jets #NFLDraft

@olemissBK Howie knows this chick 😂

NUKE OLE MISS ML