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Insane jaba control. Walked across town with a taxin as massive as my undrained balls. The cojones on this boy

A loser can even point you in a good direction, if you know how to take his advice.. 🚬 @brutedeforce

Arguing is sort of like sex. It should be a privilege to do it with you, because it's not something you are willing to do with just anyone. Many people want to do it with you, but you actively refuse it to all but the most worthy.

At the liquor store helping them lift the gate up

Saw the coolest thing today. Father and son riding their bikes with the wife trailing them in the Audi on safety car duties

I’ve seen a BMW trying to show off with a launch here at ICD, only for it to start fishtailing towards where cars are parked. The driver saved it. Could’ve gone very left.

Making cruel fun of something almost always guarantees you’ll see a similar fate. You'll feel it in your gut too. You know you’ve signed some kind of invisible contract. You’ll think back to the exact time you made fun of someone for the thing that’s happening to you

You know you drunk when u swerve from hitting a tree and then realize it’s the air freshener hanging from your mirror

Generational wealth nayo haitaki roho ya huruma

I really underestimated how much dudes like geography. This might be the most suppressed male interest

@B3laze Fungua dm mzee tumalize biashara

jamaa amealika dem wako nyama choma - bamboo

I’ll fuck you eventually, just let me keep being funny now.

Nimepata death threats from my ex's boyfriend I've had to put all bannermen who've sworn allegiance to House Mokaya on high alert around the hood

if I had an unlimited budget, my collection would probably look like his

Kumbe raha ndio itanimaliza hii Nairobi, Sio mapenzi.

Topdressing huku

Mountain View 🌾🍻

Claude: You've used 90% of session limit Me instantly:

So, KPC is now a private company. It's whole infrastructure of tanks, pipelines and pumping stations. All that infrastructure built by Kenyans over decades but sold at a price similar to SHA system. THE BIG QUESTION: Will KPC be legally mandated to sell to other private depots to avoid monopolistic tendencies that will hurt the country in future? Eg. In NRB, KPC never loads trucks. Instead, they release products to nearby depots from where distribution to all marketers happens. If KPC decides to construct loading gantries in NRB and distribute directly to any buyer? It'll kill the depots belonging to major oil companies in NRB. The first step of being a monopoly. In Eldoret, Kisumu and Nakuru, everybody loads at KPC. In Nanyuki, product is transported via railway line to a private depot. In Mombasa, major oil companies have depots. KPC doesn't have a depot in Mombasa. This is an industry that had KPC, as a public company, stopping the madness of monopolistic tendencies. Now, even KPC is private. Watch carefully. We made a big mistake selling KPC.