Hugh Mitchell

How many morning meetings were missed thanks to pandering to this idiot swan? They should have just killed it.

'This dog is not a nice dog.' 'This dog is not bred or made to be an ultra-aggressive dog.' Three people including an 11-year-old girl have been hurt in a dog attack in Birmingham. So has the time come to ban XL Bully dogs?

The revelation that Sunak has paid £1M in tax in the last 3 years 0.13% of his £720m wealth. While the average person has paid about £45k or 14%, 100x as much. Should open your eyes to just how much and how blatantly the rich dodge tax

Apart from the hay fever, the constant sweat, the sunburn, the lack of sleep, the wasps, the bug bites, the baking hot car, the 3am sunrise, the non-stop disco from next door’s garden, the yellow lawn, the heat rash, the absence of air con and the complete lack of energy… I’m actually a big fan of Summer.

Do we now have a law banning the undermining of celebrations? Is their now a custodial sentence for making a scene? I wasn't planning to go and shout abuse at the procession, but threatened over-reach like this really does bring the expletives to the tip of my tongue.

Just your annual reminder that today is a good day to sit outside your local large supermarket and watch people curse as they arrive having forgotten that it's Easter Sunday, and supermarkets are closed.