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@hyalyss_

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Katılım Ağustos 2011
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casey@grapejuicegardn·
my friends joking about “i thought you were gonna marry harry” SHUT THE FUCK UP NOTHING IS FUNNY RN
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Eva.@Bunny_ngl·
What’s a baby girl name that screams generational wealth and private school tuition?
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me: i’m grateful to have a job Also me: every morning when my alarm goes off
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masc potatoes 🐦‍🔥🥔
masc potatoes 🐦‍🔥🥔@CertifiedFool_·
So, Kristi Noem… you know, Trump’s girl, the one with the guns, the horses, the whole ranch ICE fantasy—mmhmm. Well, her husband is in the news for being a… you ready for this? A crossdresser! *Crowd gasps* Do we have the photo? Can we get the photo up? Oh—! *leans in* Well… how you doin’? 👀 His breasts are kinda like mine— *pauses, smirks* Clap if you think he was going for Wendy! *wild applause* Right?! RIGHT?! But let me tell you something… I look better. HA! *crowd loses it*
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so kristi noems husband is a crossdresser—that’s messy. pete hegseth is drunk at the podium again—that’s messy! chilli thinks she can lie her way out of being maga—that’s messy too! It’s time for hot topics let’s get started!

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J.C. Carter show
J.C. Carter show@CarterJahad·
Whenever I’m talking shit about One Battle After Another I’m never talking about you
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Desus MF Nice💯
Desus MF Nice💯@desusnice·
timothee gonna win an oscar when he plays mamdani in the biopic
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BASED SAVAGE
BASED SAVAGE@crackcobain__·
I’ll serve crack before I serve this country
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lyss@hyalyss_·
@prjkbaby @jiggyjayy2 I genuinely do not give a fuck whether or not you’re impressed, and im actually concerned for your wellbeing given how triggered you are by a silly little meme send me your zelle info, therapists are pretty pricey these days 🩶 enjoy Brazil x
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Taurus Groove
Taurus Groove@jiggyjayy2·
While i understand the low percentage, im also black, childless and make over $150K, so I'm not asking for anything I'm also not checking boxes for, so i feel its an overly fair ask for ME
kaebechillin😈@kaebeezy3

Only 8% of working Black men make over $100k. $150k is probably gonna get you in that 2-4% range. The likelihood of them being single and childless is probably about 50% so you’re looking at .5-1% of a group of people that make up 13% of the country. Good luck, you deserve it tho

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lyss@hyalyss_·
society if the media stopped giving colton underwood a platform
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Nunnie The G
Nunnie The G@NunnieTheG·
forget a dinner date let's go sit in court listening to people's cases
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@offbeatorbit Why is he built like a henchman from spy kids
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