Joshua Ilechukwu

@Max_Sengu This one follow for defense too??🤣🤣🤣

Whoop should add sex as an activity cause no I wasn’t doing 17 mins of power lifting.

@thenayvuiiiton Lol. Reverse. She has mentor-zoned you

If a woman calls you “Sir” She's flirting .

@FuneralDrinker Lol iscariot

Isn't clitoris the guy who flew too close to the sun and his wings fell off?

Showing up everyday hasn’t been easy but Imma keep pushing 💪😁 #Fyp #Design #Viral

@Wizarab10 E be like you wan pay rent for next year. Better look away

Dem give you through pass, you still dey find help.

@ama_kaaa This has to be ragebait. Even men that cheat are not this obvious. He's obviously trying to sleep with the colleague, probably begging for it too🤣.

He's definitely sleeping with her or he wants to sleep with her. I pray we never encounter such men. I will sha drag her down from that front seat Sha,because I would really like to know where the audacity is coming from.

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@ThaBoyYom PEP checks with match scoring

Primarily to subtly test and see if you’d do his bidding or not I’d let someone else state the secondary reason.

@weirdngkid Omo

the person that wrote the tweet above me is a retard

@richsongocrazy The itel power go also comes with one of these

If you use MTN FibreX or Airtel OUD, you already know the pain, no built-in battery means no internet when there’s no power. And your regular USB cable won’t help either. What you need is a 5V–12V USB boost converter cable. It lets you power your router directly from a power bank. Works perfectly for MTN FibreX and Airtel ODU. Simple fix. Lifesaver during outages.

@jona15107 E go better

was a terrible moment for me when I was chased away. 🥹💔 I felt completely hopeless and helpless. 💔 I almost made a decisi0n that could have c0st me my lif£. ❤️‍🩹🥹I came here just to express the pain I was feeling, never expecting to receive this much love, care, support, and encouragement. 🥹🙏🏼❤️ You all made me realize that I'm not alone. Honestly, this place truly feels like home. 🥹❤️ Your prayers, kind words, support, and encouragement have shown me that there are still genuine people who truly want to see me prosper in life. 🙏🏼❤️ To everyone who has supported me financially, sent me kind messages, prayed for me, encouraged me, or is hoping to help me find a good job... thank you from the bottom of my heart. 🥹🙏🏼❤️ May God richly reward every one of you, both those who helped openly and those who helped quietly. 🙏🏼❤️ I am forever grateful. God bless you all abundantly. 🥹❤️🙏🏼

@LaceVine Or it was a laundromat project. Very most likely

If not for music Akon is meant to be a full time scammer 😂

@mrchidipascal I check everything including prototype. Helps a lot in decision making. If you let designers they'll throw charts for analytics and entities that don't exist

I've never seen a backend developer going through design before creating APIs.

@Nobleboyy7 The Adam and eve story becoming more believable

E no hard to know when babe no rate you😭

@ThisBoyGanSef Chai. You Don yab me sha

i really don't want to wake up one day and i am 25 years old with 20k in my opay.

@YgorLimaOficial Egypts canceled goal against Argentina

Quem der 3 toques na bola, sai ! Rs

@honour_can_code Lagos? How much are you paying monthly?

noticed its a bit slow for my neighbors so, i got this. everybody must enjoy my money jor!

@kena_ewuru Serviced estate

I pay 200k every month for electricity (50k a week). In a year I pay 2.4m for electricity. He is not lying.

@yaga_simha @it_unprofession *a running jet turbine

@it_unprofession Agile only works well on early stage projects. Once the project gets grandfathered in, pushing for agile will exponentially increase the churn! Some migrations take multiple rounds of consensus and long canary tests. Agile is like throwing a wrench into a jet turbine!

We hired a new VP of Engineering who is obsessed with agile methodology. He called a meeting on his first day and said we need to transition to 2-week development sprints. He wanted daily stand-ups, retrospective boards, and continuous deployment pipelines. He wanted us to actually write new code. I realized immediately that he was an existential threat to my lifestyle. I let him finish his impassioned speech about workflow velocity. Then I stood up, walked to the whiteboard, and drew a single horizontal line. I told him agile sprints are a localized solution for a localized mindset. I said our infrastructure operates on a Zenith Release Cycle. He asked what a Zenith Release Cycle was. I told him it's a holistic, macro-stabilization framework where we observe the system in a state of prolonged stasis. By not touching the code for 18 months, we allow the legacy dependencies to organically settle. I told him that deploying bi-weekly updates creates micro-abrasions in our database architecture. I used the phrase chronological data scarring. The CEO was in the room and audibly gasped. He told the new VP that we can't risk chronological data scarring just to satisfy a trendy tech buzzword. The VP looked at me like I'd just invented a new color. He was completely paralyzed by the sheer density of my fabricated jargon. He quietly agreed to adopt the Zenith Release Cycle. We're officially scheduled to deploy our next update in the third quarter of 2027. I spent the rest of the afternoon buying things I don't need on Amazon. Agile is a disease invented by people who want to be punished for their salary. I refuse to participate in my own suffering.

@instagram @giverachelashot Na always the low effort nonsense una dey alway spotlight from Nigeria. There's hundreds to thousands of creatives doing wonderful things in small places.

Serving looks from Lagos ✨ 🎥: @giverachelashot