Chief Of Stuff

Supa Mega was so real for this 😭🔥🔥🔥

BREAKING : Massive SHOCK for Trump given by Iran FM 🇮🇷 Abbas Araghchi 🔥 🇺🇸 Trump at 9:00 AM –– "Iran has unconditionally opened the Strait of Hormuz and they will also hand over enriched uranium to the US" 🇮🇷 Iran at 10:15 AM –– 🔥 "Stop lying, Iran's enriched uranium is as sacred to us as the soil of Iran and will not be transferred anywhere under any circumstance. Secondly, Hormuz is opened under conditions If US doesn't stop the blockade then Iran will again close it as we did earlier. We are going to keep watch on ceasefire violation" Not a single day passes without Trump getting caught lying 😭

god please when i’m about to overshare let me start coughing

Nkosi's living lifestyle: Salary: R16 500 House : 4 million Bike : R300k Cash found: R50k + R385k = R435k School fees for 2 children: R100k Then you will tell me that Nkosi was not corrupt cop. Thank u @SAPoliceService for stopping this crook

I just saw a post where a Girl said, A random kid just hugged me at the mall. He must have been about 8. He gave me a tight hug, smiled at me, said "thank you", and walked away. Me to his mom: Wow, you have a really friendly kid. Boy's mom: *visbly shocked* Uhm... no. He's autistic. He doesn't let just anyone near him. The last time he did that, it was to my sister, and she turned out to be pregnant. Anyway, I apologize on my son's behalf, bye now. Me:

Trump announcing the opening of the Strait of Hormuz:

COYG!!!!

You were celebrating losing to City. You are a colossal imbecile.

“Don’t buy a car, it’s a depreciating asset.” Brother, I myself am a depreciating asset. I won’t be here forever. Not everything has to be optimized for returns, some things are just meant to be enjoyed while we’re here.

“If Arsenal lose to Tottenham and we beat them at Stamford bridge, we’ll go top of the table.” 🤡 “If Cole Palmer and Enzo are available for the return leg of the Carabao cup, we’ll eliminate them.” 🤡🤡🤡

The actual statement. The Fabrication for clicks.

Weren’t you celebrating losing to City last week? I thought you were okay with anything as long as Arsenal don’t win the league

Exhibit A

All men have a friend who drives like this 🤣

Date cancelled 💔 We both agreed to go on a date today by 6pm. We spoke in the morning and afternoon. 30 minutes to date time, She texted that the cloth she wanted to wear, the zip just got spoiled and she is frustrated about it. I suggested she change to another dress, look for another dress on her wardrobe. After like 10 minutes, she texted me and asked "if I can send her some money to buy a new dress at the boutique". I still never reply💔

Defending Champion and World Champion fighting for Top5 😂😂😂 Bunch of Clowns 🤡

Just start a “go fund me” it can’t be this bad for monetization.

You are so lucky for having an upperhand in this situation. I once asked my then-boyfriend for R500 for fuel. It was a new relationship. He told me that our relationship won't work if I can't even have a mere R500 in my life. It means I have affordability issue. We broke up that day, I still regret asking for it😭

THEY STILL DON’T!

Impressive 😳😳🔥🔥🔥! Being armed in South Africa is a must, because any minute of the day someone can try to claim your Life. Or steal from you.