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christina parrish

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2 cheeseburger combo / large / fanta

Austin Katılım Ağustos 2011
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monica
monica@waystarroyhoe·
accidentally used a frozen card for my uber eats order and even though it declined they still processed it because i’m a “valued eater”
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Brian Allen
Brian Allen@allenanalysis·
Finding out the head of the FBI is at the Olympics partying on my tax dollars while the Epstein files are still buried and pedos are still walking free.
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christina parrish
christina parrish@ibesuper·
Imagine being Pam Bondi getting a pedicure after defending a bunch of pedophiles in front of the entire world
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Will Sommer
Will Sommer@willsommer·
Candace Owens is kicking off a miniseries on Charlie Kirk widow Erika Kirk on Wednesday: BRIDE OF CHARLIE.
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christina parrish
christina parrish@ibesuper·
Pam Bondi wouldn’t last a day in my old neighborhood in Mesquite
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christina parrish@ibesuper·
hey shut up officer I was actually drunk driving yesterday
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Subway®
Subway®@SUBWAY·
IT’S BAAACKKKK. Drop your favorite flatbread order👇
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christina parrish@ibesuper·
Why is it always the women and children being saved, what about the kangaroos, frogs, cats, F150’s, butternut squash, I mean my vote doesn’t even count anyway for instance I’m a long coat jacket
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Doritos
Doritos@Doritos·
text someone to have a good day
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christina parrish@ibesuper·
It’s the year 2055. Trout are running the world. The pencil man says “our government is screwed”. Women don’t exist cause they ran out of Colostrum. Billy Idol is the only man alive. “How could this be” a trout says while doing cocaine. The ocean swells.
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christina parrish
christina parrish@ibesuper·
Hey Cher it feels like I can’t believe
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Mountain Dew®
Mountain Dew®@MountainDew·
Who is the biggest Mountain Dew drinker you know?
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Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅
Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅@DanScavino·
On behalf of Erin and me, thank you to everyone for the love and support we've received. We both had an unforgettable wedding day, and we'll never forget it. We're humbled and grateful to all. THANK YOU! 🙏🏻🇺🇸🦅🚀
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Kari Lake
Kari Lake@KariLake·
@DanScavino So very happy for both of you. You are perfect together.❤️🇺🇸❤️
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