James Cooper

My @SimpliSafe alarm went off on Saturday morning. Checking the video feed revealed why...

@davidclowery David Bowie David Byrne Cracker CVB Flaming Lips Courtney Barnett Durand Jones Washboard Chaz Steve Earle Duran Duran

Introduce yourself with a list of 10 artists you’ve seen live: John Philip Sousa Enrico Caruso Nora Bayes Arthur Fields Marion Harris Mamie Smith Isham Jones King Oliver’s Creole Jazz Band Vernon Dalhart Fats Waller

I’m thinking I may leave and ask for a green card and then not come back when denied.

@davidclowery LOL my wife and I have an “automatic divorce” list. Top of list, I join an RHCP cover band.

I asked my wife today how rich would I have to be if I was 40lbs overweight. She said “there’s not a number, my cutoff is 25lbs.”

@Kiloech0novembr LOL

@davidclowery Fashion influencer.

OOTD. Heading to office hours. Linen Uniqlo button down. Levi’s corduroy. Clark’s.J Crew cable knit vest.

@Fidelity so… is your authenticator down? Error after error when trying 2FA.

@FirstTechFed - hello!

It’s highly unlikely there will be an Epstein bombshell.

Been waiting 4 hours to see a Dr in the ER. I’m living an episode of The Pit.

There are no blue or red states. It’s all America.

Turns out that Oprah is a pretty poor judge of character.

Imagine campaigning for the Nobel Peace Prize while you’re having your masked Gestapo kidnap parents waiting to pickup their kids at school

Make Argentina Great Again. I’m not opposed to and actually a proponent of supporting nations around the world. But we’re actively destroying this one at the same time.

If there is a god, he’s disappointed us all.

So, if we’re gonna pay the farmers $1B to offset lack of sales due to the tariff war - are we winning?

Second amendment is a joke. No NRA Civil War LARPS are defending the country. Meanwhile, innocent people are shot in mass shootings EACH DAY.

It is clear that the GOP leadership have never been to a real war zone. Portland and Chicago are, in fact, not war zones. Go visit Ukraine.

Ketchup is not a vegetable.

@TMobileHelp "The wait time is 30 min, press one for a callback". "The callback function is not available, please hold." Says the phone company...

@davidclowery You can fly that thing now.

I added this ham radio antenna to the band van.