Mr Gray Balls (formerly JSnark)

The problem with the red button/blue button game is that it’s a zero stakes hypothetical. How about we make it more serious by putting our 𝕏 accounts on the line? Everyone on 𝕏 has the option to take a vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone keeps their account. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button keep their account. Which button would you press? Post evidence of your vote. If you vote blue and end up in a minority you have to delete your 𝕏 account.

LOCAL MAN DISCOVERS HE IS SECRETLY A REAL ESTATE MOGUL AFTER COUNTY INVENTS $186,000 FOR HIM MIDLAND, TX — In a stunning financial revelation this week, a local homeowner learned he has apparently made a massive profit without selling anything, receiving any money, or otherwise participating in reality. “I had no idea I was doing this well,” the man said, reviewing a notice informing him his modest home—purchased for $60,000 in 2009—is now worth $246,000, according to a highly sophisticated system known as “a guy with a clipboard and vibes.” Despite never listing the property, fielding offers, or seeing so much as a nickel of this newfound wealth, the homeowner confirmed he is now expected to pay taxes as if he recently closed a blockbuster deal. “I checked my bank account just to be sure,” he said. “Nothing. No mysterious deposit. No wire transfer. Not even a congratulations email. But apparently I’m crushing it.” County officials reassured residents that the system is working exactly as intended. “You’re not being taxed on money you have,” one official explained patiently. “You’re being taxed on money you could hypothetically have in an alternate universe where you sold your house but didn’t need a place to live afterward.” Experts clarified that this differs significantly from other forms of taxation, where individuals are typically taxed on actual income or realized gains. “For example, if your stock portfolio doubles, you don’t owe taxes until you sell,” said one analyst. “But your home is different because… well… it just is. Please stop asking questions.” Local residents have reportedly begun experimenting with applying the same logic elsewhere. “If my neighbor can assign value to my house and bill me for it,” the homeowner said, “I’m assigning value to my free time. I’ve determined the county now owes me $500,000 annually for emotional distress and inconvenience.” At press time, officials were exploring ways to increase property values even further, noting that if numbers can be written down once, they can absolutely be written down again—higher. Meanwhile, the homeowner confirmed he is considering selling the property just to finally meet the rich guy everyone keeps telling him he is.

@_Checkmatey_ Need more lines

The sheer volume of TA slop...

Imagine a circle, with a little spinner on it that you can flick. The circle is 80% red and 20% yellow, like a yellow pie slice. You flick the spinner. It spins, and slowwwly stops. Where did it land?

@terencereilly82 @TFL1728 gotta do this on a stream

Lighting up a Lunatic 10x100 requires a special lighter

@GhostNumbe50967 @TFTC21 It's truth for the commoner now

@TFTC21 I literally cannot believe you posted this starting with “New York Times”. Really a black eye for the Tales From the Crypt brand. Too bad.

New reporting from the New York Times reveals exactly how the decision to go to war with Iran was made, and who was in the room when it happened. On February 11, Netanyahu flew to Washington for a secret Situation Room meeting and pitched a four-part plan for regime change, destroy Iran's missile program, close Hormuz wouldn't be a real threat, Mossad would help foment street uprisings, and Kurdish fighters could open a ground front from Iraq. He brought a video montage of potential replacement leaders. Trump's response: "Sounds good to me." The next day, US intelligence pushed back hard. CIA Director Ratcliffe called the regime change scenario "farcical." Rubio said it was "bullshit." General Caine told Trump this was "standard operating procedure for the Israelis, they oversell, and their plans are not always well-developed." By February 26, in the final Situation Room meeting before strikes began, the opposition was clear but nobody drew a hard line. Vance told Trump directly: "You know I think this is a bad idea… but I'll support you." Rubio said regime change was unrealistic but destroying the missile program was doable. Hegseth was the biggest proponent of action. Military leadership flagged depleted munitions and the Hormuz threat but stopped short of opposing. Treasury and DNI Gabbard were absent from the room entirely. Trump went around the table, then made the call: "I think we need to do it." The strikes began two days later.

IM BACK FUCKERS JOE KENT IS A HERO

Tim Dillon: Netanyahu is like “the drug addict in your family who gets on a soapbox saying, I cannot believe I’m being accused of stealing money again.” “It’s the gaslighting of the century.” “This is the most violent person ever.” “Troops in Lebanon.” “He’s got guys talking shit to Turkey already.” “Nothing will be enough for him.” “And the people that really support this, like: well, it is in America’s interest to be in an unwinnable war with Iran.” “And have the Strait of Hormuz closed.” “And have oil go up.” “And to lose all our relationships with the Gulf States.” “And have the Gulf pull money out of projects in Silicon Valley and Wall Street and Hollywood.” “And have our economy go belly up.” “And have a draft and then a nuclear war.” “It is in America’s interest.” “And if you suggest otherwise, you’re an antisemite and a pig.” @TimJDillon

You guys want to go up the escalation ladder. I'll go up the ladder. I'll go all the way up this ladder. Other presidents are afraid of ladders. Not me.

@_tommyspodcast @joekent16jan19 That was great

Special guest today, @joekent16jan19 youtu.be/YW1vp_Nbcpg?si…

@NSKinsella B

Binary query: which of these looks more like "gold" to you? The one with larger, sans-serif letters and larger picture (on left) or the one with serif letters (right)? Now I know libertarians, you will want to answer 100 questions I did not ask. Try to be a good boy and just answer this one, narrow question. Which. One. Looks. More. Like. A. Bar. Of. Gold. Which One.

@marklevinshow Next this kook will get caught spray painting a swastika on his own garage door.

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@MartyBent For longer?

Higher.

Make enough money on the podcast to raise a private military company to hunt pedophiles @BR_Kelleran

POLL : BOOMERS ONLY, PLEASE! Is Trump "WINNING"?

Reset The Commonwealth | Col. Towners, Col. Luongo, Col. EMB (TPC #1,984)

The United States has spent EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS fighting and policing in the Middle East. Thousands of our Great Soldiers have died or been badly wounded. Millions of people have died on the other side. GOING INTO THE MIDDLE EAST IS THE WORST DECISION EVER MADE.....

@TheGuySwann Nuance?! Are you crazy

You can oppose the war with Iran without being a fool and pretending the regime in power over there isn't absolutely horrible. Just a PSA

The War on Iran is just a psyop to distract from Nancy Guthrie's kidnapping and you know it.