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@ikeapenguins

🐧 radical anarcho-maoist-bidenist-monarchist | terminal brainrot | he/him 🐧

Katılım Ocak 2021
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Instant Cooked
Instant Cooked@instantcooked·
I hate certain stops on the bus. Wtf do you mean you're getting off here bro are you fucked in the head
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birb@ikeapenguins·
@beanbuned low-key the ending throws me off, Emma has no moral culpability (at least by the time of the wedding) but Charlie objectively does
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beanbun 🏳️‍⚧️@beanbuned·
the drama 'worst thing you've done' ranked. Charlie < mike < Emma < Rachel
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Klara
Klara@klara_sjo·
Greek man would rather befriend a Turk than support an Israeli, levels of friendships realized that were impossible beforehand.
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passive peter@w0rldmap·
Robby humiliates two visibly queer EMTs for… not wanting to touch women’s breasts? I’m so done with this show
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DiscussingFish@DiscussingFish·
HBO is reportedly working with X Administrators to find a way to legally prevent anyone with an X account from viewing 'THE PITT' Season 3. "The fans are simply too annoying. It's for the greater good." (Source: esquire.com/entertainment/…)
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tomie
tomie@tomieinlove·
In English, there is an untranslatable word—situationship—which expresses an intimacy without labels or the fetters of commitment. Meanwhile, Urdu is so spiritually bankrupt that it doesn’t even have a word for “lowkirkenuinely”
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urdu has a word for the pain of separation that contains, within it, the assumption that reunion is cosmically possible. while english is so spiritually bankrupt it can name the ache but not imagine its end.

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machine yearning engineer@confusionm8trix·
when I graduated with my stats degree I walked across the stage and shook the crusty old department chair’s hand. he pulled me in close and whispered in my ear “correlation is causation a lot of the time”
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🧑🏾‍🦱@ewgraiam·
they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends
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Christopher
Christopher@molochofficial·
to understand Liza Minnelli, as a concept, you have to remember that she’s literally the child of a homosexual man and Judy Garland -- basically, the gay Kwisatz Haderach
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