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#stormandalexis drink should not be allowed in football stands. Look at how much trouble there is already. Adding alcohol would only make it worse. Football attracts a mob mentality.

Thanks @easyjet. 2 and half hour delay minimum on our trip to Disneyland. Loved the helpful suggestion of “you can get lunch in the airport”. Sure cause the prices are so reasonable

@lady_valor_07 Because it looks ridiculous

Men what is Stopping you from dressing like this ??

@matalan 2/2. Lining and ripped the bottom of the dress. We’re urgently trying to find a replacement but can’t find it. Can you help. Product code S3138982_C128. Size 4-5. Thank you

@Matalan please can you see if you can help a couple of stressed parents out. Bought the Elsa dress in size 4-5 for our daughter for our upcoming trip to Disneyland Paris. Let her try it on today as we told her about the trip. In her excitement she put her foot through the… 1/2

@Nike need to take a leaf out of @Brooksrunninguk book and give a run happy guarantee. The Nike Vomeros 18 kill my feet. Turns out not enough forefoot cushioning for a big lad

@scotgov @ScotGovFM @PoliceScotland @GlasgowCC you need to start taking action against people and delivery riders, riding e-bikes on the pavement. Just witnessed a drunk idiot nearly crash into two pedestrians while riding on the pavement. The delivery riders are the same

You know the country’s messed up and greed is the new normal when you’re paying 3-4 x the price for a chocolate bar that is smaller than it was in the 90s. @NestleUKI @CadburyUK @UKGovScotland should be ashamed

@PioneerUSA @PioneerDJ Things used to be built different. Just pulled my 25 year old pioneer xc-IS22CD out the attic and it’s still working. Could use a little TLC but still sounds good #stereo #hifi #music #CD

@CleansedTweets Indeed. No wonder we’re in a mental health crisis. This feels nothing like the country I grew up in and not the world I remember.

How do people who lived through the 80s and 90s stomach today. I can’t fathom it. Surely you must be depressed?

Seems an appropriate day to share this as it’s awful April. Ban mid contract price hikes. A contract shouldn’t change over the term #awfulapril #ofcom #bills #broadband #mobilecontract #moneysavingexpert petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7556…

@Keir_Starmer Is that why our quality of life is ever decreasing under your regime.

I will always make decisions that are in the national interest. It’s why we aren’t getting dragged into the Middle East conflict, and why we are fighting to protect your living standards. And while opposition parties have responded by dividing communities, we respond with hope and pride. Pride in our communities, and the hope of a country that’s better for our children. That’s what we’re fighting for. Vote Labour on Thursday 7 May.

Think @BBC should stay away from this one. The amount of sex offenders you’ve protected. Don’t start on dogs.

When you’re @GarminUK let’s you down and misses the first mile and a half of your half marathon. Should’ve started where it finished

@BROKENBRITAIN0 You would put a dog down for that

🚨In Ireland, an African migrant follows a young mother and tried to CUT her 16-month-old baby with a BROKEN CAN 🇮🇪 This must have been absolutely terrifying, look at his eyes, he looks absolutely DEMONIC 😮

Just finished #ISwear. What a film. It’s funny, it’s emotional, it’s human. One of the best films I’ve watched in a long time. #johndavidson is some man and what he’s achieved is nothing short of amazing

@RoxyDrummond I’m about 20 mins in and disgusted already.

Genuinely don't think it's a good idea for me to watch the new Louis Theroux documentary. I know I will just be full of rage afterwards 🤯😤😤

@TheEXECUTlONER_ He’s clearly an impotent cunt

Do you think the lady should have been paying attention? Was it her responsibility to get out of his way? I think he is 100% wrong. 💯

@GlasgowCC @MyGlasgowCC you really need to do something about this stretch of pavement on Bath Street. The amount of people that have tripped on it is becoming an issue not to mention the possible claims for injury. 218 Bath street

@GladiatorsTV I love how #legend has managed to find the fine line between arrogance and confidence while still being likeable.