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Just finished #ISwear. What a film. It’s funny, it’s emotional, it’s human. One of the best films I’ve watched in a long time. #johndavidson is some man and what he’s achieved is nothing short of amazing

@RoxyDrummond I’m about 20 mins in and disgusted already.

Genuinely don't think it's a good idea for me to watch the new Louis Theroux documentary. I know I will just be full of rage afterwards 🤯😤😤

@TheEXECUTlONER_ He’s clearly an impotent cunt

Do you think the lady should have been paying attention? Was it her responsibility to get out of his way? I think he is 100% wrong. 💯

@GlasgowCC @MyGlasgowCC you really need to do something about this stretch of pavement on Bath Street. The amount of people that have tripped on it is becoming an issue not to mention the possible claims for injury. 218 Bath street

@GladiatorsTV I love how #legend has managed to find the fine line between arrogance and confidence while still being likeable.

@SIAuk really need to address the pricing of renewing an SIA badge and the cost of and amount training. Especially for those of us only doing it as a second job. Nearly a months wages to renew not to mention all the time required to do the renewal.

@GPX_Press If it was the other way round it would be a hate crime

look at me, i’m your girlfriend now.

@GladiatorsTV just been informed by my 4 year old that Hammer is her favourite boy gladiator and Electro is her favourite girl gladiator because she’s brave, kind, strong and fast

@theamelia__ Yes

@scottishcanals looks like you’ve a young swan trapped at the loch at the kelpies

@Barbie @Mattel seriously. You need to work on your product quality. The Barbie plane has issues and the tail has just broken off the Barbie Flower Magic mermaid as it turns out it’s held on by two tiny bits of plastic.

@elonmusk @Kia_Worldwide if anyone still has the Christmas spirit, I’d be eternally grateful for some assistance as just had to replace a front tyre and now need to get my steering and suspension checked right after Christmas. Granted it was entirely my fault. It still stings

Corporate greed needs to fuck off. Surely making quality products that work won’t shave that much off the multi millions you make. We’ve got a @Barbie plane from @Mattel thats not quite right and a game from @SmythsToysUK that’s broken after 10mins. It’s Christmas

@SamuelLJackson Was having a great Christmas, now it’s a muthafucking great Christmas

Merry Christmas Muthafukas‼️

Got to hand it to the hard working staff at @Tesco and @asda in Cumbernauld. Anyone I encountered was extremely friendly and helpful despite how busy it was and how hard they were working. But @sainsburys was the only shop in the last two days to actually have rosemary in stock

@rickygervais you absolute Fucker. It’s 9:30 on a Thursday I’m sitting with tears in my eyes because of 2 30-40 second clips from Afterlife.

Got to love how absolutely messed up the modern economy is. When I was in high school a mars bar was around 25p. £1 would get crisps, a drink and a chocolate bar. Just went to the shop and £1 won’t even get you a mars bar. All because some people got greedy. @GOVUK

Dear @AmazonMusicUK. Instead of offering 4 months free to new customers for Christmas. Why don’t you REWARD existing customers with 4 months free. Surely we’ve earned it @amazonmusic

@PrimeVideo @netflix the Reacher series has shown that book adaptations can be done well. Please do #TheDresdenFiles but book faithful adaption #harrydresden