carson (GO AGGIES 🐄)

@OneTrueAggie It got me for a minute or two. I was about to start driving so I believed it through the short trip. I was pissed, lol

Somebody has posted a clever fake online that Craig Smith is the new coach. Do not be deceived. Nothing has happened yet.

@CurrentUSUAggie bro i saw this right before i had to start driving and i thought for a solid 15 minutes that this was true… you’re the worst. lmao.

We got our guy!

Trump: Open the Strait in 48 hours or I strike your power plants. Iran: No. Trump: You have 48 hours. Iran: You said that already. 48 hours later World: So? Trump: We’ve had very productive negotiations. I’m extending it five days. Iran: There were no negotiations. Trump: Quiet negotiations. Iran: So quiet they only happened in your head. Trump: This is strategy. Iran: No. This is you trying to leave your own bluff without making noise. Trump: Don’t test me. Iran: We did. That’s why you added five more days. World: So the Strait stays closed? Iran: Closed. Trump: For now. Iran: No. Just closed. Trump: We’ll see what happens. Iran: We already saw. You gave the ultimatum. We said, No. The clock expired. Then you negotiated with embarrassment. Trump: I’m still in control. Iran: Of the calendar, maybe.

@ByuSome Your comparison might be apt if the Aggies weren’t a better team than y’all.

Guys, it just hit me... Utah State hasn't scheduled a home-and-home with UVU!!! Why is Utah State so scared to play UVU? I'm not seeing a home-and-home with Utah Tech or Weber State either. Why is Utah State so scared to play them?

@MattNorlander @CBSSports Alright y’all. Time to up the ante. We’re bringing Coach K out of retirement.

Breaking news: Utah State coach Jerrod Calhoun has agreed to be the next coach at Cincinnati and will return to his alma mater, sources told @CBSSports. Calhoun, 44, just took USU to back-to-back NCAA Tournaments. He'd been Cincy's top target for weeks. cbssports.com/college-basket…

@sweatinbets @BarstoolUSU woah really?

@BarstoolUSU Not surprising for a guy with a domestic violence charge dropped and covered up

Calhoun has not said a word to any players

@UofABarstool Just admit that we were a better opponent than you expected ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Let’s never play like that again🤣🤣🤣

@BoozeCougs @aaron_newhall_ X to doubt

@aaron_newhall_ We actually played them close. Texas would beat USU by 25

Utah State cannot compete with Big 12 teams. Arizona didn’t even look like they were trying. Congrats to Utah state on their generational run tho 👏

Always.

@FiredUpCoug i mean probably. or maybe the ice cream is just that good… oh wait

Let me guess, he only chose BYU for the money.

@Jerzey_18 @BarstoolUSU this is ragebait

@BarstoolUSU Tier 2 program

would be taking two steps backwards

@trobo11 are those SESAME SEEDS? i’m telling craig culver

@ChangHuangPhD @BarstoolUSU Ok CSU-SD fan

@BarstoolUSU No. Nobody knows anything about your irrelevant university

Are we America’s team??

@OfSymbols @drunkcorpsint God what an awful thing to say.

TERF humour be like: rape 🤣🤣🤣

@Average_Homeboy @quirky801 You that oblivious?

@quirky801 For real dude are you gonna tell us where all this BYU hate comes from, like does you dad love BYU more than you or something?

Utah LDS recruits would you rather go to the team where you praise god in interviews because you win shit with utah kids and tell crazy mission stories on podcasts or go to the team that pays you AI money, covers up DUIs, weed, and kids, and ride the bench behind some G-leaguer

@usufilm hey what are you talking about, #11 texas is still in! /s

Last Cinderella still dancing. All eyes on us…

@WCCSG_ I like Akron and Ball State

If you had to pick 1 school to cheer for in the MAC who would you pick?

@WCCSG_ Other than the Aggies, the beavs.

If you had to pick 1 school to cheer for in the new Pac-12 who would you pick?

@Jello_Log @BarstoolUSU just following up

@BarstoolUSU Right here, I’m pissed cause we suck ass and had the embarrassing season of all time and deserve nothing. Too bad USU gonna lose too tho eh ?

where the BYU fans at???? LMK🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TheBYUFlash insightful tweet, thanks guys 🙏

BYU’s goal was a FINAL FOUR run, and we failed. Utah’s goal was not to come in last place, and they failed too lol.