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@desimojito Early trends so strong, even the ‘liquor policy’ is leading in states it never contested ..

SHOCKING Kejriwal’s AAP leading in both Bengal and Assam as per early trends

@theskindoctor13 8:00 AM trends are basically ‘trust me bro’ analytics. By 10:00 AM even the EVMs are like , ‘ab bolu kya sach?’ 😄

The Election Commission has repeatedly said not to trust early trends on TV. They are as real as the LinkedIn hustle stories and are made up and sensationalized for TRP amid intense competition among channels on counting day. Counting usually starts at 8 :30 a.m., and first-round numbers are typically uploaded between 9 :00–9 :30 a.m., but channels start showing trends as early as 8 :00 a.m. Wait at least till 10 :00 a.m. for a clearer and more reliable picture.

@elonmusk Bro saw one peaceful village and said: perfect spot for Starlink HQ + Mars training center”

@cowincrisis That’s a bit off - he’s busy launching rockets and running companies, not farming cat memes 😄

elon probably runs one of those shitty new animal accounts thinking he’s funny but no one actually likes him

@ChloeAmandaB Fitness: loading…. 70% Drama: fully charged 🔋😂

Angus Crichton has avoided cameras at Roosters training, but just after we left I spied him rolling up on his ebike in a full knee brace #NRL

@GaurangBhardwa1 गुरूर, जलन, झूठ क्यों? क्योंकि बिना ड्रामा के जिंदगी लोगों को “low engagement content” लगती है 😂

जीवन का अंत तय है, और सब कुछ यहीं रह जाना है फिर क्यों दिल में गुरूर, जलन और झूठ बसाना है।

@NewsAlgebraIND Meanwhile cows: “Man we’ve been minding our grass business for 10,000 years 😭”

@ClownWorld Door wide open like it’s a roadside café, arguments served fresh, and everyone else stuck in traffic like unwilling audience members .

A couple stops their white Subaru Outback right in the middle of traffic in Auburn, WA with the passenger door wide open. The woman with glasses leans out yelling and making faces while the man in the white shirt joins the chaos on the highway. Peak reckless behavior did they really think this was okay?

@elonmusk @teslaownersSV Reusable rockets = future of humanity 🚀 Public: “Cool…. but is there a return ticket or is this a one-way emotional decision?

@teslaownersSV Any technology invention can be assessed in terms of how it improves fundamental metrics. It is impossible to become a multiplanet civilization without reusable rockets, just as it would have been impossible to colonize America with expendable boats.

Everyone obsesses over Starship's height and thrust. The number that actually matters: cost per kg to orbit. Falcon 9 brought it from ~$54,500 (Shuttle era) to ~$1,500. Starship targets <$100. A 500x reduction in 25 years. That's the curve enabling Mars, lunar bases and orbital industry. Everything else is a consequence of that one number.

@GabbbarSingh अब स्टूडियो फुल एक्शन में: “Sources के मुताबिक…” (जो sources हैं वो अभी चाय ऑर्डर कर रहे हैं ☕)

The fateful date arrives. Journalists are getting decked up trying to hide the puffy eyes with makeup. It’s the counting day. There are at least seven Number #1 news channels, fighting tooth & nail to be Number #1 again. The stage is set. The anchors are in the studio, early morning, hair neatly parted, well oiled, looking fresh, chatting calmly at 7:59 am. But at 8:01, they declare war. “THE TRENDS ARE IN” The trends are not in. The people who are counting have just ordered tea. They are untying the red-tape of the postal ballot stack, showing the other guy a threat to life he received last night. The official ECI website shows a blank, but in the studio, the enthusiastic anchor has already crowned the new chief minister. The other journalist chimes in by quoting the cab driver she met, when she was there for the weekend. Now the driver’s words are the summation of what “100s of people said across 13 districts”. Suddenly a siren starts blaring.

@Tejasvi_Surya @GalaxEye Bengaluru traffic takes 2 hrs for 2 km, but founders here launch satellites before the signal turns green . Investors: take my money . Rest of us: bhai WiFi chal raha hai kya .

The young of India are incredible! Just see what this team has accomplished, right here in our backyard - in Bengaluru. In addition to the @GalaxEye team, would like to extend my Congratulations to the investors who have shown the faith in the audacity of this young start up. It’s when the ‘ecosystem’ - tech talent, investors, enabling govt policy - all converges, that such success arrives.

@coolfunnytshirt Murali is right. At this rate, we don’t even need bowlers. Just install a high-speed bowling machine at one end and let the batsmen swing until they get a carpal tunnel. At least the machine won't feel 'disrespected' when it goes for 30 runs an over.

Muttiah Muralitharan says, IPL is now pure entertainment business. T20 followers need entertainment. They prepare flat pitches because low scores are boring for sponsors and viewers. Low scores can lose sponsors. Pitches should be bowler friendly too for a good contest. Agree?

@seriousfunnyguy My Indian upbringing won't let me sleep if the ticket was free. If I don't use the noise-cancelling headphones, drink three types of tea, and take the luxury dental kit home for my 'Guest Bathroom,' did I even travel Business Class?

Check any night flight’s business class; those who have paid for the tickets from their own pockets are not bothered about food or drinks and just want to catch up on their sleep. Those whose tickets are paid by their employers or got somehow upgraded keep playing with the seat recliner, reading light, entertainment system while enjoying the drinks and food.

@cb_doge Can you imagine the Stanford physics department if Elon stayed? By now, the campus would have a hyperloop between classrooms and the vending machines would only accept Dogecoin. Grad school dodged a literal rocket.

"I studied physics and economics in college. I was going to do a PhD at Stanford. I put that on hold to start an internet company. Internet was one of those rare things and I could either watch it happen as a grad student or participate." — Elon Musk

@theskindoctor13 You’re right about the 'Dust settling.' In six months, he’ll be back in office, and the ₹12,000 will be written off as a 'processing fee' for his unplanned vacation. In India, a suspension is just a paid sabbatical with extra steps.

Sibasish Sandilya, the topper of the Assam Public Service Commission exam in the Forest Service, was caught accepting a bribe. I know, I know, what’s special about that? Officials get caught for this every now and then. What’s special is the amount: ₹12,000. A top-ranking gazetted officer risking his career and reputation for just ₹12,000 is beyond me. Why? Maybe this level of brazenness comes from the fact that first, in India, getting caught in corruption has nothing to do with any lasting loss of reputation, and second, they know that once the initial dust settles, they’re eventually reinstated.

@theliverdoc Sir, you didn't stop wearing the coat for 'science.' You stopped because your personality can't compete with an AYUSH influencer’s lighting & aesthetic reels. Admit it: you're just jealous their engagement is higher than your patient recovery speed.

I stopped wearing white coat routinely because every Tom (Homeopathy), Dick (Ayurveda) and Harry (Naturopathy) on social media started to wear one as a tool for false authority/credibility. Recently an Ayurveda graduate with the IQ of a sterile rolled gauze piece came wearing one ONLINE to debate me on science and pseudoscience. In India, the white coat is soon becoming a sign to mask professional inferiority complex or a desperate, beggarly appeal for recognition in medical and health for pseudoscience peddlers and legalized quacks because the government here has messed up the medical hierarchy (even letting physiotherapists use the title of Dr.). So lose the coat. Doesn't matter anymore.

@NewsAlgebraIND In a falling market, Ola is definitely the outlier. It’s the only company where the sales charts go up as fast as the CEO’s Twitter (X) 'Block' list. Peak efficiency

For all the noise around Ola, the April numbers are hard to ignore. Growth in a falling market, Roadster traction in big bike states, and Bharat Cell products picking up. This could be the beginning of a serious reset.

@NalinisKitchen "I tried to process this information, but my internal OS crashed. Can we please perform a factory reset on whoever invented this? This isn't a recipe; it’s a glitch in the Matrix.

Someone is selling Mango Juice Dosa in Surat.

@CoachDanGo Going to the gym is like staying in a toxic relationship. You don't want to be there, you're constantly in pain, and you’re exhausted,but the thought of being 'single and out of shape' is somehow scarier.

90% of the time I don't feel like going to the gym but I still do it. I've gone enough times to know I'll feel like shit if I don't.

@GabbbarSingh "I think people finally did the math on the 'Chlorine-to-Human-Fluid' ratio and decided that a cold shower at home is a much better lifestyle choice.

People have stopped going to water parks?