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@PeterMallett9 @AdamJSchwarz @morgfair Also, clearly your mom cheated then.

@indiewulfe @AdamJSchwarz @morgfair Oh, by the way, my dad was in a department called “intelligence.” Let me say it slowly for you… innn… tellllll….eh…. Geeence….

Reporter: Why didn't you notify Japan that you were going to attack Iran? Trump next to the Japanese PM: "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Habour? You believe in surprise I think much more so than us."

@PeterMallett9 @AdamJSchwarz @morgfair So he helped decide the best place to drop the JapKiller 3000 Turbo Bomb then

@AutismCapital God forbid Trump get a lil motion

"Prime Minister Takaichi left a small gift before she left."

@PeterMallett9 @AdamJSchwarz @morgfair Me playing video games changes nothing of what I just said. Grow some testicles.

@indiewulfe @AdamJSchwarz @morgfair Go back to your video games.

@Michelle_181836 @JWhitebread1 The texas country accent is romanticized by movies. The Canadian accent is just kind of made fun of

@JWhitebread1 I was imitating a Canadian's accent. I had no idea that he was getting angry. He finally said, "How would you like it if I talked like this <insert crazy fake Texan accent >?!?!" To his shock, I laughed. It was hilarious! Is this just an American thing?

Okay, I think I need to explain something to any Japanese listeners. In American culture, very close friends often express affection through a practice we call "giving grief" or less delicately, "bustin' balls." We insult each other, make inappropriate comments at the other's expense, often at very inappropriate times, etc. It is frankly, one of the surest signs of trust and closeness between equals. We wouldn't do this with someone who WASN'T a very close friend and confidant. You see this more amongst men, and more in informal situations. Admittedly, you don't see it much in professional settings, and it almost never appears in international diplomacy, BUT, Trump is built different. I have no doubt, that's how Trump meant it. It's too on the nose to be anything else. He's trying to say, we respect you and admire you greatly, and we can banter like this, because we are equals. The correct response is to utterly ROAST or insult your friend back in response. This can even evolve into what is called a "game of dozens" which is a friendly contest to see you can insult their friend with the best, most scathing insult. I think I will stop before I have to explain "Your Momma" jokes, but I think you can get the gist. Please feel free to utterly destroy America with a clever insult in response.

@tbtusuneivivnd @D3NN1S0N @MavsStan41 The first time I found a real explanation for wtf is going on there. Still weird though that it only happens to him.

@D3NN1S0N @MavsStan41 Draining fluid means more scar tissue which cuts open very easily

The knee bleeding through is a patented peak Luka accessory

@iAMChuckDizzle @choppaslide I don't see how. It'd just be an upgrade over Ayton obviously, since he shoots 3 and gives elite passes They will be hurting for an elite rim runner like Lebron when he leaves though.

@choppaslide this duo would be awful in a real game lol

Them lakers fans photoshops funny til they not

@JayWilliamzArt Incredible

A commission I recently did

@FyranEndersong @Arin_Yumi Baseball plate is where you swing the bat to score. It does not refer to a food plate. That is a fun reversal of the meaning by you though

@Arin_Yumi What does he mean by the plate? Like... Taking action? Or... Become food?

Trump on Japan: “They are really stepping up to the plate; Unlike NATO.”

@PeterMallett9 @AdamJSchwarz @morgfair Yeah I'm sure your dad who was burning Japs in bunkers with a big fucking flamethrower is real sensitive about Pearl Harbor jokes

@AdamJSchwarz @morgfair Prime minister, on behalf of all Americans who aren’t MAGA, please accept our humble apology. I’m just an average citizen, but that is what is supposed to make our country great. My father and grandfather fought in Workd War Two but would be outraged at this insensitivity.

@metahacker_ @gfodor If your bull was also your personal bodyguard, and business partner, and genuinely adored you

@gfodor Less of an ally and more of a bull/cuck relationship tbh

I think it's an extreme whitepill to think that we are at the point where we can joke about Pearl Harbor with the country who attacked our grandparents. It's a testiment to the degree to which Japan and the US have become close allies that it's even in the realm of possibility.

@EloNSkum0f @emilyjuniper_ MAGA loves Japan. We consider them our best ally. Shame about the restrictive constitution though.

@emilyjuniper_ She hasn’t said no to Trump yet, haha. In two months, she’ll be labeled a traitor by the MAGA cult.

Legendary duo 🇺🇸🤝🏻🇯🇵

@carol_nasvytis @AdamJSchwarz None of that matters. Canada has to do all of that sucking up because they are a weak country trying to get over on people

@AdamJSchwarz I love the contrast between her expressions meeting with trump and meeting with pm carney - who makes a statement in Japanese.

@NewReaganCaucus None of them have a better chance of getting a paycheck from foreign interests. We learned that last time the grifters were exposed, ie Tim Poole and Tucker Round 1

Anti-Trump is way overplaying their hand with Iran. Which is odd, because they have so many other things to criticize.

@PayArcanum @nybct The oppression olympics medalist over here

@nybct Trump being racist aside. "You people" is a racist slight for black people and has never been used in effect for Japanese or even Asian people who did face discrimination in west America during the war.

これ、日本の人にはわかりづらい表現かもしれないけれど、アメリカではめちゃくちゃレイシストの言い回し。 トランプ、英語にアジア訛りのある記者が質問しようとすると遮り、高市首相に向かって「彼は "one of your people" みたいだな」

@Aurarri @Arin_Yumi Thankfully the actual nukes werent mentioned. Pearl Harbor is still shocking to mention but at least it isn't as distasteful as if he'd gone all the way

@Arin_Yumi sorry to say but bragging about nuking you, while the representative of your country is present would make me reconsider my stance. What a downfall.

Trump somehow manages to surprise us every single time

JRR Tolkien used genz brainrot slang over 70 years ago, that's how ahead he was

@MsMelChen "The worst she can do is say no."

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take 🤷

@oLuunarr @phildudebro @am4rrt this is what being a coddled child sounds like a deranged child that is

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