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@amerix @BonnyMuturi Hii nayo ni ukweli

Men, In any marital disagreement, Always listen to the MAN. It is the man who is telling the truth. The woman is using emotional blackmail to tell her story because today the world believes in tears more than the truth. Woman = tears. MAN = truth. #MasculinitySaturday

@amerix @agoi_george Carwssh

Men, Good Morning, It is a chilly Saturday morning here. Welcome to #MasculinitySaturday This is an ASSEMBLY • Of MEN • By MEN • For MEN As a tradition, mark the class register. Where are you following from? Country/City/Town/Village.

@amerix @RussellsRussel I regret taking the vaccine

Then there was the COVID-19 scam. These streets were rough on us. We were tweeting like people walking on eggshells. It was bad. But we were vindicated eventually. COVID-19 was a global scam, and nobody has been prosecuted for disease mongering and medical imperialism.

@ChelseaFC @flymepegasus Strait of Hormuz

Where are you watching from? 🌏 @FlyMePegasus | #CFC | #BHACHE

@LarryMadowo @Obaofwwe zaa tu hivi na uchukue loan, utaona vile uzee itakuja

I’m 11 years older than Oba Femi so why do I look like his little brother? 😳 He told me he would beat Brock Lesner at #Wrestlemania and he did!

@Kenyans Wewe baki huko wakupee kazi. Tuko na Sifuna huku

If you want hardworking people, you will find them in Kenya - President Ruto

We must by all means #RejectFuelPrices

@Maria0C @Safaricom_Care I had some nasty experience two months ago but they later returned under pressure

@Safaricom_Care you have since Easter Sunday been informing me that I will have my funds returned within 72hrs. Till today nothing and I can't get a response from the email address you gave nor is there a human to speak to when i call your number

@PoliceKE watakuja na bunduki?

Did you know? You can hire the Kenya Police Band for your private functions which incude weddings, graduations and corporate events. With unmatched discipline and a rich musical heritage, the band delivers a unique and memorable experience for any occasion. Booking rates range from KSh 40,000 to KSh 60,000.#kenyapolice #utumishikwawote

If IEBC won’t allow us vote peacefully through the ballot, we might do it through the bullet #TukoKadi

@IEBCKenya @africaupdates Our elections especially presidential are often viciously rigged and @IEBCKenya comfortably abets this. You guys will die like Chebukati and Kivuitu, without legacy.

CLARIFICATION Should those who registered before 2012 as voters need to register afresh? Not at all UNLESS they DID NOT register as voters from 2012 when the new Register of Voter (ROV) was established under the new Constitution of Kenya 2010 and boundaries delimitation of 2012. REASON? Because before 2012, the ROV was manual. In 2012, it went BIOMETRIC and so all eligible Kenyans were required to enrol and their Biometrics captured. This is the ROV that has been in place since 2013. As of the 2022 General Election, the Commission maintained an accurate and audited register comprising 22,120,458 voters. So we have not asked ALL OLD VOTERS PRE-2012 to register a fresh. Just those few who might have missed to register in 2012 and who, subsequently, have never registered under the Biometric system to date. No panic.!! Hapa kazi tu! @IEBCKenya is Inclusive and Participatory as we deepen Kenya’s Democracy. #ECVR2026 #YourVoteYourFuture #14thMayByelections #TalkWithIEBC #StopFakeNews

@Mate_Tongola @Solomoncheruyot @KenyaPower_Care 🫩

I paid a total of Ksh 334,572 to have electricity connected to Shagz. @KenyaPower_Care acknowledged receipt and promised to facilitate the process. Application Ref. No. E24322026020053 To date, they say the finance team is yet to approve the transaction. Tuko tu!

@amerix 34

My waist size is 34 inches. What is your current waist size? Be honest.

Ruto should be shown these photos in next year’s presidential debate and be asked to identify and comment about them. #TukoKadi

@Realkangethe sisi ni Sifuna

2027 line up revealed!! ⚪ Daktari Fred Matiang'i - President ⚪ Kalonzo Musyoka - Deputy President

@LarryMadowo Pole. I have ever gone through the experience and it’s painful

I hit my thumb with a car door 3 full months ago. This is what it looks like now 😬

@amerix Shinyalu locked

Men, Good morning once again, Welcome to #MasculinitySaturday, This is an assembly, • Of Men • By Men • For Men As our tradition, before we start, mark the class attendance register, Where are you following from? Name of your village, town, city or county.

I loved Caicedo's shots than even the header. Enzo should learn to be shooting like Caicedo. #CHEPAF

@WillisRaburu When Chebukati announced Ruto won

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WATCHED NEWS ON TV? open.substack.com/pub/willisrabu…

@Nappyblaze is

"I know English, I know English" Oya what's the answer? 😄