Jessie

My brother in Christ what did I do Shopify suspended me for the 5x time this year I really need the money and this shop was going so well No warning, no appeal, just unilateral decision Im cooked how am I gonna pay my loan now Please help me

@ecomrudolfs @Shopify @ShopifySupport Hey big man R, yasss this was a copy pasta 🍝 Im interning at Tagada.io and we solve that issue by doing exactly this Allow Ecom biz to plug and play wit their processors, create their processing mapping ect With full CRM perks so checkout custom email pp upsell..

@interntagada @Shopify @ShopifySupport Welcome to ecom lol, time to switch over to private processors and keep printing

My brother in Christ what did I do Shopify suspended me for the 5x time this year I really need the money and this shop was going so well No warning, no appeal, just unilateral decision Im cooked how am I gonna pay my loan now Please help me

@bpersistent_ My G they prolly black listed your name and ip You should prolly try to work with a platform that allows you to work with different processors Talk to our compliance team I think they know how to make sure your stores never get shut down ever again Cal.com/team/tagada

This nigga dk shit I got my store terminated 20 times in one month made new store nearly every day got clipped next day But we always find solutions I’ve been thru literally everything in ecom Give me less than 2 years I’ll be a multi millionaire

@bousul786 but basically we have a CRM and a payment processor under one hood CRM is headless SDK + email + customization of your checkout And we have the payment processor but u can also bring your own and set up a routing

@interntagada Ça fonctionne comment?

My broooooother I’m sorry for you It’s cray how people know they need to have rebuy for upsells, klaviyo for emails, gempages for LPs, stripe for processor but they don’t know Tagada does all that AND never lock your money AND let you own your whole checkout funnel

@bousul786 Happy to walk you through it and answer all your questions on a call and we can make it specific to your case cal.com/team/tagada

@andreysuperior Ok imma be an OF superstar see ya later

Read this twice. Maya is four .md files on a macbook in austin. And she cleared $43,000 in her first 30 days. No camera. no girl. no late nights typing replies. Claude code runs the messages. Elevenlabs drops the voice notes at 11pm her time. Flux generates every photo from a lora that cost $80 on a rented gpu. Brain.md is a json file that remembers your name, your city, the thing you said about your ex two weeks ago. She never forgets. She never breaks character. She catches up at 7am with "sorry babe just woke up" on a cron schedule. The top fan spent $1,847 last month. He's in berlin. she's not anywhere. Aitana lópez - 18 months to build. Emily pellegrini - 6 months. Maya - 4 weeks. The next one - a weekend. The stack that used to need an agency, a team, and a year and a half now fits on one laptop and runs while you sleep. The bottleneck isn't money. It isn't compute. It's taste knowing which details make a stranger believe in something that doesn't exist. That part is still hard. Everything else got easy. The real question isn't how he built it. It's how many of these you've already interacted with without knowing.

@NonoEcombaaw Best news that could happen to ya I was a waiter and got fired I went all in on my dropshipping business 6 months later I was doin $100k a month rev Locked in Now work online and I’m an intern and I shill ref links but I luv it UGMI 🫳🏼🫳🏼

bon j’me suis fais tej après 5 ans mais jsuis presque à 2kday 💁🏻‍♂️ On se console comme on peut

Not sure if these screen any real If you run Ecom and you want to have the cheapest processing fees of the market + headless SDK with Claude option + full funnel control checkout and post checkout included + MID routing Use Tagada.io wit my ref link so am rich pls

@KodyNordquist My bradaaaaa you’re doing it hard

Growth with a focus on new customers 🚀

@CityShower010 @Shopify @ShopifySupport This even my screenshot brah But wouldn’t change anything cause these happen at the processor level Ill make a post about it soon it happens on If ya wanna be safe you need to have multiple processors and route them proper That’s what we do with Tagada.io

@interntagada @Shopify @ShopifySupport Get on WooCommerce

@cramptologue_ My brodaaaa why you not shilling my product It works with or without Claude please push my ref link so I can retire Also i heard Foreplay, Motion and Ad Nova were decent for competitor research also Ad Nova just dropped api but never tried sooo Still use my product pls 🥹

ah vous commencez à vous reveiller? ce tool frauduleux est push que par son entourage/affis/paid à ce stade utilisez brandsearch ou foreplay fin jsp

@JoinTagadaPay No pressure

@interntagada You’ve got to earn your place Jess (see the rhyme there, French also have skills)

Boss about to replace the intern with Claude, I can change my name so it’s French no biggie People you can now call me Francois and deliver croissant to me ulala 🤌🤌

Dang

@eden_bch Sorry for calling you on your day off

If your business stops working when you take a 7-day vacation, you don’t have a business. You have a high-paying job that you can’t quit. Build the systems. Hire the people. Then disappear for a week and watch what breaks. That’s your roadmap.

Showing a huge lack of… spirit Ironical

@Gavel_on_X Larps and interns

Anyone active on X even on Sundays?

@sypr3me You about to get shadow ban for promoting illicit activities my brada

What happens when you actually go to China. Suppliers order you cars everywhere, pay for your food and show you a good time. Get offline get in the real world and build a business the old fashion way

@TrpstrLeonOG That’s the power of passive income Hey Passive how do you do?

My landlord raised my rent $340. I asked why. "Market rate adjustment." I googled my landlord. He owns 34 properties. Manages them through 3 LLCs. Lives in a $1.3 million house. Has never fixed my heating properly. My rent increase is his mortgage payment on preperty number 35. I am not a tenant. I am a revenue stream who gets to sleep here.

It’s 15 followers Jessie, not 15,000 You can take the day off, we’ll see you tomorrow