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@FootyScran @ChicagoFire Needs more cheese

Cheese pizza slice at Chicago Fire (@ChicagoFire) 💵 $10 (£7.50)

@cptrelentless @theboylangley @ratemyplatenow

@theboylangley @ratemyplatenow Mushy peas are dyed green. Sauce isn't.

Chippy Tea

@System11b @dshensmith Garlic bread ftw

@dshensmith The state of good hot dog rolls in the UK is shocking. They're all too short, or made of foam, or they snap in half when you try to cut them.

Living the dream, folks

@DrewIsSharing The macgyver smoker

Stoners will see this and be like “make it into a bong”

@Gemini Unfollowed

JUST IN: Apple is in late stage testing for new AirPods that include cameras in each earbud

@AjajaRachid thanks you for your donation.. $nxra is a slow rug vapourware scam bro

@bobdishy @Proper_Memes @AlJennings7 @BurnsideWasTosh @ZackPolanski

@Proper_Memes @AlJennings7 @BurnsideWasTosh @ZackPolanski The real question is why we need to pay so much tax in the UK. Be it rich or poor

The verdict is in. 🗳️ Gary like so many people is voting Green. 💚

Half the UK when they see the new big tasty today @McDonaldsUK

@inversebrah Dude looks like he lost a bet

would u?

@DedWhaleson I've still got a Homer one somewhere

i gave this to my Ex, and i'm genuinely sad i did...

@RebeccaCait04 @MartinRemains @Vinc_Ev_ @lukejcr bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

@MartinRemains @Vinc_Ev_ @lukejcr Yet they want to legalise ALL drugs. Which is much much worse as they don't all leave your system immediately, meaning MPs could be making laws whilst off their tits. I'd rather allow a drink whilst they are having to wait around late into the evening.

Oh I see you’ve joined the clickbait club too on this Zack. 🎟️ The real outrage? The Greens’ newest MP has bothered to speak just once since entering Parliament last month. Once. I’ve spoken 10 times in the same timeframe. But Zack, I’d be happy to have a pint or (non-alcoholic one) with you any time to discuss rampant antisemitism in your party, your dangerous anti-NATO views or how your vibe based economics would bankrupt Britain. Cheers! 🍻

@FootyScran @NashvilleSC

Hot dog and can of Heineken at Nashville SC (@NashvilleSC) 💵 $30 (£22.50)

@andrewlawrence x.com/i/status/20450…

Can't outthink them, can't outfight them, can't outrun them. We're fucked.

@damintoell @kimmie_c_ Turkish*

@kimmie_c_ I mean, it's gonna be gross because it's Bri'ish

What the fuck is "donner"?

@dshensmith @NiohBerg @drhingram Khan & the gang..

@NiohBerg @drhingram name the band

It's council election year in the Yookay, and Pakistani men who can barely speak English are running for office. I call this place Doom Island for a reason.

@dshensmith @realninawysocka This is actually maybe a solid 2. Shite bacon, sausage, where's the beans and what business does anything green have being on this plate

@realninawysocka Solid 9! Just needs some toast (although I usually skip the carbs 😝)

Rate my breakfast 😋

@andrewlawrence Missing a few letters.. now its MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ Seriously

POLICE- Epsom update.

@hodlonaut Good god

Gal Gadot, Pete Davidson, Casey Affleck, Isla Fisher and more A list actors and movie people have made a movie.. It’s the «true story» about a guy named Craig Wright, who apparently survived «myriad assassination attempts» and was targeted for destruction by the world’s most powerful and wealthiest people. 🤷‍♂️🤡

@SLessard Metallica

AC/DC