Brickell Finance Guy

is biscoff publicly traded? surely has a multi-trillion dollar market cap single greatest global aviation performance asset of all time $BISC

@LeadingReport if the government actually has aliens there is a 100% chance one of them already lives in Miami and drives a matte black g wagon

U.S. government reportedly possesses nonhuman biological remains from beings “not of this world,” according to former senior intelligence official Luis Elizondo.

@gordoosintero @MurrayHillGuy1 we love kyle’s killer lemonade

@IronChestCap @MurrayHillGuy1 Well played Seth

All men should invest in getting a ninja creami It is a cheat code date. Everyone likes ice cream 1. You can make good macros ice cream 2. She’s inside your apartment Automatic

@Polymarket the pam bondi ai era already feels incredibly loud and over moisturized

NEW: Trump appoints Pam Bondi to White House advisory panel on artificial intelligence.

@TheLongInvest my “extra edge” is usually just adderall and when my ex girlfriend who stops replying

If you want to beat the market, you only need to be slightly ahead of the masses Find out what can give you that extra edge

@kernaaaal @TMZ peep my tweet from sunday bruh. i be shlangin meat.

@IronChestCap @TMZ You won’t be able to get her regardless bro don’t worry.

🤩 Farrah Abraham wears a skimpy American flag bikini for Memorial Day! Photos: bit.ly/3PtlPLk

@DrewVento real convenient timing for a “going to McDonald’s” tweet during ongoing global tensions…. what do you even think Netanyahu’s role was in their rapid rise??????

Twitter is so fucking weird man. I can tweet something like “I’m going to McDonald’s” and some dude in the comments will start yelling at me about isreal.

@Polymarket Miami private equity associates will read this and say “damn he really moves differently”

JUST IN: Putin gifts Kazakhstan four Siberian tigers ahead of his visit.

@fabian_gualdron @Polymarket i’d join them for unlimited changs

@IronChestCap @Polymarket Frase muy popular cuando no puedo con mis enemigos uneteles

JUST IN: Trump’s trade chief announces the U.S. will soon establish a China Board of Trade.

@MurrayHillGuy1 male self improvement as you age is basically just very articulate coping

Your 30s is the golden era for men. You’re not too old for the 23-year-olds, and not too young for the 38-year-olds. You can still infield at young bars or go to the dog park to hit on MILFS. You’ve got money, confidence, experience. Younger girls see “daddy energy.” Older ones see “finally, a man who gets it.” While 20-something dudes are still figuring life out…you’ve got it figured out You’ve seen enough games to never chase. And that’s why they chase you. Peak decade.

@JakeOnChain69 @MurrayHillGuy1 thanks. #proud

@IronChestCap @MurrayHillGuy1 Nice

@PolymarketSport the way he hits the hole i know he’s cooked.

🚨BREAKING: Packers RB Josh Jacobs was arrested for domestic abuse-related charges allegedly involving IG model Ash Kaash.

@DrewVento you live my dream life

9:15pm and im unemployed, time for a 30mg adderall XR

@raqisright just applied. worth mentioning that my package has been nicknamed the “Ninja Creami”.

Early voting results are in!

@Polymarket we used to have people named Warren Buffett moving markets and now it’s apparently Chompie

@Scoundrel_GT2 @Polymarket lot of dude’s who’s last name is goldfinger

@IronChestCap @Polymarket That would make sense, but instead America's "China" board of trade will really just be a buncha jewish guys. Who wants to bet?

brickell realized a 50% increase in ❄️ supply would result in tony-montana levels of growth

Brickell went from “future development site” to 14k people doing cocaine at Komodo in like 8 years

@HighyieldHarry you could tell a Miami private credit bro Sandisk just hit a $1 trillion valuation he’ll have a urus leased in an hour

You could tell me at this point Sandisk just hit a $1 Trillion valuation and I'd probably believe you.

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