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@itburns1

Utes, #TusksUp Here for amusement, with an extra side of sarcasm - You only live once, live a little! Love your Spouse!

Park City-Az-Kentucky Katılım Nisan 2009
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@KesslerWRLD Philadelphia has the 76ers. San Fran has the 49ers. Ladies and gentlemen may I introduce the- Utah 10%ers. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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KesslerWRLD 🌎
KesslerWRLD 🌎@KesslerWRLD·
Since there is more buzz about the MLB to Utah what should the team name and colors be?
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Dad to the Bone
Dad to the Bone@Dad_2_The_Bone·
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Tim Hannan
Tim Hannan@TimHannan·
I don’t give a fuck that Trump went to the hospital. Call me when he goes to the morgue.
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Ben Bird
Ben Bird@BenBird53920553·
@itburns1 this poem is for you: That Mammoth guy seems like a grump. He’s mad at the Mormons and Trump. I hope he cheers up And drinks from a cup That contains the most precious blood of Jesus, since that would get him out of his slump.
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Stacker
Stacker@stackerco·
I have not been to church since before General Conference. About 2 months. Longest stretch I’ve ever done in 48 years.
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Ben Bird
Ben Bird@BenBird53920553·
If you comment on this tweet, I'll write a limerick about you. If you don't comment on this tweet, I still might write a limerick about you. If you press the heart button, maybe that will work too. The only thing is sometimes it's hard for me to tell who pressed the heart button.
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Von 2nd Pick
Von 2nd Pick@Capneo1·
@itburns1 @tiffanee_dawn He was a master foul drawer. He’d drive the lane, initiate contact and was known to slap his own leg to make the noise of contact. Haha.
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Tiffanee With Two Es
Tiffanee With Two Es@tiffanee_dawn·
Where does SGA rank on the “most egregious floppers” ranking at this point in his career?
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Von 2nd Pick@Capneo1·
@tiffanee_dawn Number one by a wide margin. Followed by Harden, Luka, Magic and Adrian Dantley.
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bonky • exmo priestess
bonky • exmo priestess@KirtonMcBonky·
no 2-hour church filled with lies, queerphobia, racism, and misogyny sitting on the front porch with husband, 19, and the cat soaking up our final days in nebraska before our move 10/10 would recommend #exmo
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Tokyo
Tokyo@otokyo__·
Whats missing from this breakfast? 🍳
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My retirement account has made 12.4% ytd. What good news you hyping today?
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Sassy Sarah 🐮💙🦅❤️🎷💜
How long has it been since you graduated high school? If you'd rather not share, don't worry about it haha 😁 it will be 16 years for me next month! Class of 2010, baby! 😂
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💙Brittney💙
💙Brittney💙@AZ_Brittney·
Who is with Stephen? ✋
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Charlie
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@iiTzz_Tyrell I’ll be at both games and I’m looking forward to seeing ND right here in Utah
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Tyrell
Tyrell@iiTzz_Tyrell·
What home college football game are you looking forward to the most this upcoming season? For me it’s these 2. Hoping to go to both this year 🙌
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@GovCox Oh, so hey. I have a great idea. Let's build a massive Data Center that will suck us all dry! Best part besides all the billions and billions of gallons of water it'll consume, it'll pull an electric grid bigger than the entire state! Follow me for other brainless ideas.
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Governor Cox
Governor Cox@GovCox·
Today, I signed an executive order declaring a statewide drought emergency. This activates Utah’s emergency response plan and helps state agencies coordinate drought response across the state. All 29 counties are in severe drought, 22 counties are in extreme drought, and water supply forecasts are well below normal. The good news is that Utah has spent years preparing for dry years by investing in reservoirs, conservation, and planning. Statewide reservoir storage is currently at 70% of capacity, but what we see in our reservoirs today is what we have. I’m grateful to Utahns who have already cut back, to cities and water districts leading by example, and to our farmers and ranchers who are often the first to have their water supply reduced. Through the Agricultural Water Optimization Program, producers have invested more than $50 million of their own funds to improve water use and help protect Utah’s water resources and food supply. We have enough water to get through this year if we treat every gallon like the finite resource it is. Please follow Utah’s weekly lawn watering guide, reduce outdoor water use, fix irrigation leaks, and avoid watering pavement.
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