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Me waking up at 10:50am to the doorbell ringing and it being my mum

@BrettCain Ok mate 👍

@itsgreeners Its ok you probably grew up in a council house.

Claire’s closing down? Serves them right for accusing me of shoplifting in their Accrington Arndale store in 1996. Played the long game but I’ve had the last laugh.

@_ladymadonna_ @8nousername8 What happened to the shoes you went in wearing? Did you just leave them behind once you’d upgraded?

@8nousername8 @itsgreeners Me and my mates used to do that in New Look 😂 we’d go in, “try on” some shoes and just walk out with them on 😩 never got caught there but we stopped before we flew too close to the sun ahaha

@MaryFloB The store I'm referring to actually shut down in about 2005 so we've all moved on with our lives.

@itsgreeners Sorry you were wrongly accused, but doesn’t seem kind to laugh at all those who had not involvement with that, and now lose their jobs. Think on.

@Fantaliciousx Keep waiting. Do nothing. Say nothing. Karma will prevail.

@itsgreeners Got accused from stealing from Poundland im still praying on their downfall to this day

@fesshole Are you a hyena?

I like raw beef and suspect it is the taste of blood I like. Habit picked up from childhood. Never told the wife of 30 years so a guzzle of diced beef after work picked up from the local Tescos is my secret fix. Bacon is nice too, especially the fat. Pork and chicken, best not.

@BrettCain You look like you’re from a scruffy family too ☺️ am I right?

@BrettCain ACCUSED of shoplifting. Proven innocent. But tbh every family from Accrington is scruffy.

@hazeltea @NoContextBrits 🫡

@itsgreeners @NoContextBrits They are a right wing company anyway, you should have shoplifted xD

@KaldranAD @Deathclaw Brother

@itsgreeners @Deathclaw MY TOWN MENTIONED

@taurustotheT Seems they’ve got previous… I hope you feel as vindicated as I do

@itsgreeners same thing happened to 11 yr old me

@DrewsterCSC @NoContextBrits I'm a florist, I'll be doing my own. 😎

@itsgreeners @NoContextBrits Dont expect flowers at your funeral

Wasn't even my best post

@Glasvirgin No Temu in my day 😢

@itsgreeners They're expensive anyway. Anyone can get a lot of that stuff cheaper at temu and pounds shops etc.

@SoBrittlish The art of shoplifting. Another AI casualty.

@itsgreeners Some of us have fond memories of never getting caught. How will our children learn the skills to govern now Claire's is gone.

Run if you must but get out of the road. You’re not harder than a car.

@Danny_McMoomins Encouraging grasses

The whole Balamory setup is a psyop for conditioning kids to be police informants. By cheerfully asking "What's the story in Balamory?" they are sugarcoating a request for information on what the locals are up to. PC Plum I see you.

One of my favourite things about spring is driving past a field of freshly shorn sheep and one or two have clearly struggled mid-shear so they’re left with half a scraggy fleece hanging on haha the scruffy little gets.

@MarkCor80226138 That’s why they went under. Accrington broadway was never the same after Woolies went so thanks for that. The start of the decline.

@itsgreeners Woolworths was the default when I was a kid. I'm convinced that they wanted you to steal 🤷‍♀️

@MarkCor80226138 I was more of an ASDA girl. Greater square footage to staff ratio.

@itsgreeners Tbh I was a thief at 11. It's amazing how low you'll go when you're poor 😂