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@yunglinkk Yall all liked my shit and no one answered me

@yunglinkk How do the strippers divvy up floor money when they’re all on stage together

@RumbleBallUser @RealGame101 I forget yall just say anything

@RumbleBallUser @RealGame101 Dude how would she know what flavor she wants before you go? Are you deciding your flavors beforehand? People are so weird

A lot of discourse around “Do you confirm a date the day of so they don’t flake?” (Especially if you set date and don’t text after, which I do) “are you excited” = fun, collaborative, you’re the prize “hey just confirming we’re still on for 8??” = needy, subcommunicates you are worried about being flaked on Achieves the same end goal, first one positions you better

@sunnkssdseraph Quit my job ON vacation 😭

people come back from a trip and suddenly quit jobs, end relationships, change cities, or finally start something they postponed for years

@alexandrascaggs What yall know about love that dog

kinda depressing that only like 1 out of 10 people online seem to have read enough to understand the bit she’s doing here

@olivia42_ I love getting to text everyone differently. Love how you signed: Olivia.

i love being friends with a 70 year old it’s so easy to make plans

He said it’s all in your head and I said so’s everything but he didn’t get it

@notlikeothrgrls i would unmatch you

i’m really leading a cause here

@pissvortex Let’s all name something we do like. I’ll start. I like painting.

@cantsmokehere She’s touring the facility and picking up slack

@Bonecondor Not sure if it’s partnering w uber but the Waymo prices are also way cheaper in uber vs the app. I have tried to use the app in Houston and a short trip was like $28 compared to maybe $11-15 in Austin.

@Bonecondor If you take at least 3-4 Ubers around town (also not a route that requires freeway) you should get one. After requesting more autonomous rides I get them probably 80% of the time.

What do you mean “the only way to order a Waymo in Austin is to order an Uber and hope a Waymo is available”?????

@jameszimmermann Omg I’ve never had a unique experience

Instead of an iPhone my youngest kid has a stopwatch. Takes it everywhere and records how long everything takes in a little notepad. You can just say “No” to the iPhone.

@glamdemon2004 Erika the goat

I’m lowkey obsessed with this instagram dating coach who teaches her clients to talk to their dates like HR

@end3of6days9 Multiple but my favorite was I who have never known men.

She woke up at 5:45 in the morning, set up outside with her giant copy of It by Stephen King, and committed to reading all 1,153 pages in a single sitting. She tracked her progress hour by hour, pushed through the sun and wind, took one quick lunch break, and finally closed the book at 7 PM — 13 hours later — with the biggest smile. I actually read Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire in one sitting, and I felt really proud of myself afterward.... and that book is 734 pages. I can’t even imagine powering through all 1,153 pages of It in a single day like she did. There’s something really rewarding about deciding to do something difficult and actually seeing it all the way through. Have you ever finished a book in a single sitting? If so, what book was it?

@Daramgaria God I see what u have done for others

My girlfriend's favorite breakfast place removed her favorite menu item. I have wrote them an email. I believe in changing the world. If you ever encounter a situation like this, just know that you have power.

@phenstruation I mean… gayness should just be normalized, no? 😭 Whatever anyone calls their s/o shouldn’t matter to anyone! I do prefer it for safety/privacy reasons though (like at work).

hot take: i like it when straight people say "partner" or "spouse." they make it so that when we say it, it doesnt out us

@EvanZhao6 @AntonDee_ It’s honestly disrespectful in my opinion. Not even a zoom meet? Just record a vid talking to the wall and hope for an email back 🤞

@EvanZhao6 @AntonDee_ Not doing that on my own time from my personal device and not getting paid- and maybe not even acknowledged. Tech is ruining the human experience and the job market

The kids are definitely not alright….